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实不相瞒,跟触犯天条没啥区别,晚回家一分钟一百字检讨,这是我好不容易攒的,就拜托给你了,感谢我想让你挣钱的心吧。
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这波操作着实是6,论断句、加标点符号的重要性,直接给客服整蒙了,卖了这么多家,像你这样离谱的还真是第一次见。
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哈哈哈,好家伙,直接给店铺干倒闭,那我就不担心了,不止我一个踩雷。
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呐给你,你说你过不过分,没收到包裹还让我拍照,没办法,这是我能想到的最能解决问题的了,你自行体会。
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客服:嫁给你?痴人说梦,不跟你分手你就感恩戴德吧,真是抠门抠到家了
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鞋子碰水会湿这个道理还用你说啊,诶不对,我怀疑他是在侮辱我的智商,自信点,把怀疑去掉。
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可以看得出来,这个商家是很用心了,把自家产品介绍的明明白白的,这样有心的客服不多见了,老板可要珍惜。
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瞅瞅这神回复,还不知道有多少订单从你手中丢失,老板要是知道了绝对吐血。
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哈哈哈哈哈,看这个笑不活了,商家是懂让人尴尬的,买我家的东西,主打就是一个印象深刻,不要我尴尬,我要你尴尬。
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原谅这个客服吧,抱歉我也没忍住,不过有一点可以保证,这件衣服绝对是原汁原味的。
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放肆,这是能对顾客说的话吗,瞎说什么大实话,直接得顾客整不会了,哈哈哈哈。
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那你在这说什么废话呢,说的我刚开始还挺期待降价的,给我期望又让我失望,淘宝客服都不放过我。
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下面这种图片中共有7出不同,我只找到了6个,你们也来找找试试,答案在最后。
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哈哈哈,你们是懂yin阳商家客服的,绝。
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我不要你觉得,我要我觉得,相信我得判断,白色好看,并不是因为卖不出去哦。
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严肃点,正卖货呢,好歹尊重一哈我的职业,干啥容易,还得卖货还得逗顾客笑。
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莫非...这是个男客服,相信我,绝不是为了打游戏才不让你买的,是真的在为你的身体健康着想啊!
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0106ee9bdfb2470e3b.jpg?size=238x776)
断句有多重要,猛一看没看懂,仔细一看有点意思。
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你真是把话说到人心坎儿了,看透不说透的道理不懂啊?直接给人干害羞了。
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论正确打字的重要性,一不小心就卖身了,这怎么能行。
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客服:一不小心把自己心声秃噜出来了,没人发现吧、
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谁来管管这些客服们,越来越不知轻重了哈哈哈哈,这应该就是个纯直男吧哈哈哈。
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哈哈哈,这些商家老板要不要管管这些员工,已经骑到顾客的头上了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01ffb383723efa03b8.jpg?size=457x792)
客服:不知你能不能看出来,我是在像你推荐我自己,仔细考虑考虑我吧,亲~
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诶,就是玩,意外吧,我是客服我做主。
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快说,你是不是敌方派来的间谍。
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哦莫哦莫,碰到家人了,相见恨晚啊,别说了,这双鞋直接送你。
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答案来了,最后一处你们找到了吗?欢迎评论区留言补充。
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