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\n最近张翰因为《东八区的先生们》这部剧格外有存在感,按理说南风早就该站出来看热闹了,但不瞒大家说,我确实是有私心。\n我先给大家道个歉,为自己年少时短暂对张翰上过头而深深自责,对不起,真的好羞耻,我已经在反思了5555。\n所以这些天我都在有意无意避着张翰的热搜,一时之间竟然理解了那些被迫塌房的粉丝们内心有多无奈,觉得只要不看就恶心不到自己。\n

\n结果呢,没想到,我还是没有躲过这一劫。\n一大早,我睁眼,看到这个动图的那一瞬间,我的心理防线直接崩掉了,我以为是哪个丧尸在咬人。张翰,这个世界是没有你在乎的人了吗?\n

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\n网友还说,他是不是想营造出虞书欣这种感觉,虞书欣:没有惹到你们任何人。\n

\n一边甜的发慌,一边油的要命,但凡没放虞书欣这个咬手的正确打开方式,我都不会觉得张翰的表情有那么让我内心不适。\n

\n这个名场面出自张翰的一个恋爱真人秀《亲爱的上线了》,南风虽然对他短暂上过头,但这玩意我还真没看过,于是我带着“他到底能有多恶心人”的好奇心态打开了。\n这节目竟然有七期,全以女友第一视角录制,类似于真人版《恋与制作人》,看完约等于和张翰谈了一场恋爱。我真的怕再次沦陷(微笑脸.jpg),所以只敢跳着看了一点。\n

\n除了咬手之外,张翰在里面还有很多令人amazing的表现,比如他前一秒用宠溺的语气叫你“小朋友”,顺便还做了个摸摸头的手势,后一秒开始给你上价值。\n

\n感觉对面的女生,不用崇拜的眼神说一句“哥哥你竟然知道这么多”都堵不上他的嘴。\n

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\n听到女生肚子咕咕叫,张翰用霸道又略带命令的口气来了句“肚子饿了我带你去吃饭”,好家伙啊,女友粉真是好福气啊好福气。\n

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\n每一分、每一秒,张翰都把成功男人的自信写在脸上,以为只要盯你几秒,你就一定会被他浑身散发的帅气给迷倒,仿佛每个毛孔都在用力。\n

\n在外面雷厉风行的霸总,在家给你装柔弱撒娇求投喂,嘟嘴卖萌自以为很有攻击力。\n

\n可怜巴巴的张翰内心os:哼,女人,就知道你们喜欢这个。\n

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\n还没反应过来呢,他直接就亲了过来,就是说谁也别想跑。\n

\n越往下看越觉得我罪不至此,我这是何必呢,酷啊,你就给VIP用户看这个??\n

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\n说是工伤也不为过,感觉自己眼睛被霸凌了,简直看得你是哭笑不得,也不知道张翰拍这么个玩意出来到底是图什么,过男朋友瘾吗??\n我不懂但我大为震撼,有这个时间,不如琢磨琢磨如何演好电视剧吧。\n张翰:琢磨了,但没琢磨明白。\n

\n最近那个《东八区的先生们》,可以说是张翰呕心沥血之作了,从出品人到制片人再到编剧再到主演,含翰量简直让人哇塞,没想到他还是个全能ACE。\n

\n剧本是从12年就开始写了,中间因为写不下去就搁置了,直到17年才又捡起来。咱们就打从17年开始算吧,这部剧他也认认真真搞了四年,开播前还打着男版《三十而已》的标签宣传。\n

\n之前在综艺里,他还带着实习生们一起看过这部剧,审了六七个小时的片子,别人都昏昏欲睡开始打盹了,只有我们的翰总盯着一帧一帧的抠。\n

\n细节到雪花要落在演员的睫毛上,后期:哼,霸总的心思你别猜。\n

\n好心疼那些实习生们,难看也不敢说出口。\n

\n张翰自己说第一天开机,就拍了二十三个小时,还说自己那段时间也不觉得累,每天就像打了鸡血一样。\n

\n晚上12点收工之后,和编剧无数次开会开到第二天早上五点天明,纯好奇,翰总是不用睡觉可以连轴转的么??\n

\n现在这部剧的风评成这样,都不好意思拿他这些努力来说事,努力了又好像是白费功夫,当初多努力现在就有多打脸,越努力就越说明他没什么干这行的天分。\n

\n张翰,怎会如此。\n《东八区的先生们》豆瓣开分2.4,经过几天折腾之后,目前也只有2.1了,一个冷知识:豆瓣最低是2分,毕志飞被嘲了这么多年的《逐梦演艺圈》也能拿到2.2呢。\n

\n在这之前,真不知道张翰还有刷新毕志飞成绩单的本事,毕志飞看了也得蹦起来给张翰说声谢谢兄弟,真行。\n南风因为好奇看了前两集就没再敢往下看了,实在顶不住,从台词到表演,从扯内衣带到趁机揩油女演员。很难想象,2022年了还能看到这种情节,张翰不愧是你,让我大开眼界了。\n

\n作为曾经为他上过头的一份子,南风真心祝福他,在霸总的路上越走越远。\n

\n现在我都有点开始理解他了,毕竟张翰从演了《一起来看流星雨》之后的十几年,就再也没有什么能拿得出手的角色了,为数不多硬挑几个出来,也基本上是霸总精英商务男的形象。\n

\n没演过别的,也不知道能不能演得了别的。\n他找朋友们窜了这部《东八区的先生们》出来,可能就是想看看网友的底线到底在哪里吧。\n

\n当别的男明星都绞尽脑汁想方设法给自己去油控油的时候,张翰却反其道而行给自己倒油,油上加油,每天油出新高度,这本事,谁看不夸一句张翰是内娱在逃的营销鬼才哈哈哈哈。\n网友:他不是一般的油,还是地沟油。\n

\n网友:不行,炒菜的不行,他得是往车里加的那种油。\n

\n用吃瓜群众的话来说,把张翰送到叙x亚,一天就被偷。(笑得我hhhhh\n

\n你们也别太过分了哈哈哈哈哈哈。\n

\n一开始我看到张翰这些辣眼睛视频也是“救命、想逃、眼睛瞎了”的反应,但说真的姐妹们,我现在看多了都有点免疫了,我也学着和自己和解了。\n既然逃不掉,大家不妨就换个解题思路,我这段时间的快乐源泉就是看看张翰牌油田每天能有多少产出,就想看看网友还有多少骂张翰的话术哈哈哈哈。\n

\n他还真不辜负大家,每天疯狂上分,互联网是真有记忆啊,不管好的还是坏的。\n

\n有网友扒出之前张翰在《心动的信号》里对杨超越公然“霸总撒娇”的片段,看得我直呼老天爷,妹妹做错了什么,要近距离承受来自张翰的怼脸暴击。\n

\n一个“乖”字让我原地去世哈哈哈哈哈,杨超越努力憋笑,张翰,你以为自己很有魅力是吗?\n

\n张翰,一个时刻在下头边缘散发油点的男明星,比如霸总文学之“如果她初恋跟我的话,就是她这辈子最大的幸福”。\n

\n该说不说,张翰真的很迷之自信,他可能打心眼里觉得“你们这些凡人都配不上我”。\n任何人没听过张翰说英语我都会伤心的!!!!不能让我一个人受工伤!!\n

\n怎么说呢,像极了我上课的时候念英语课文,如果张翰给我出听力,大概能拿满分的水平,网友:在场的外国人真的能听懂他说话吗?\n

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\n不少姐妹开玩笑说娜扎的口语怕不是是张翰教的吧,笑死,有人出来为娜扎平反,娜扎好歹发音是正确的。\n

\n张翰的英文水平大家笑过了是吧,更笋的是,真的有人找到了他早年面对英语采访时的手足无措,主持人问他是怎样提高英语的(有提高吗,好侮辱人),张翰直接傻掉了。\n

\n张翰:emmm,我是要用英语回答吗?(活活被笑死哈哈哈哈哈\n

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\n如果说以前的张翰还能凭身高颜值稍微圈点颜粉,那么现在凭一己之力养活了众多吐槽up主的张翰,估计只能活在网友表情包里了。\n

\n就连大家真情实感的夸奖,我都觉得网友是变着花样在骂他,要腹肌有排骨,要胸肌有黑头。\n姐妹们会说就多说点!!\n网友:谢谢张翰让我戒掉了手机。(就问这张脸当屏保你还想不想玩手机了!!\n

\n看到网友任命张翰为黄晓明负责油腻工作,笑得我,晓明哥终于还是等到接班人了,且还是青出于蓝而胜于蓝的接班人,张·逆行者·翰你值得。\n张翰这次真是一举好几得,不仅养活了吐槽up主,还成功为同事们去了油。\n

\n内娱被说油腻的男明星有不少,比如黄晓明,比如杨烁,可咱们作为观众也能看到这些人有多努力地在去油,黄晓明油吧,人家至少手握代表作,油也有油的资本。\n再说了,瘦下来的黄晓明已经不油了好吧,现在的晓明哥甚至有点子清爽哈哈哈哈哈。\n

\n还有凭借出演《欢乐颂》而油出圈的杨烁,在《大江大河》和《重中之重》里去油去的也差不多了。\n

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\n而张翰,除了油,好像也只有油和快乐了哈哈哈哈哈。张翰,真·内娱所有男明星的“油替”。\n只要张翰的霸总梦一日不醒,他的油腻封号便一日不除,现在眼瞅着路人缘日渐消耗殆尽,事实证明,挑战网友底线还是要付出代价的。莫学张翰,纯属于是自作自受。\n从此之后,让我直呼救命的男明星,张翰,你算一个了。\n


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欧元帜13788149113 ______ 《极限挑战》憋笑挑战是第六季第4期,第4期中,极限男团携手薇娅直播带货,雷佳音邓伦爆笑变谢逊杨过,雷佳音表情包笑倒众人,咩咩羊阿姨高能来袭刺激极挑男团,岳云鹏识图笑到流口水.而“金句王”贾乃亮在简历填写上就十分严谨,每一个信息都经过认真思考,还写了一大段自我评价.另一个被选入“最机密”部门的王迅,因为身穿“海绵宝宝”服装被问及“体积大是否是为了刷存在感”,他连忙表示自己比较低调,不想要存在感.经历了从线下“叫卖”到线上推销的转变,“极挑团”成员在考验中掌握了作为直播主播所要具备的反应力和专注力.但因为对直播流程还有些生疏,在直播开始前他们一边了解产品的特性,一边跑去薇娅工作区“喊人”到自己的直播间.

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欧元帜13788149113 ______ 1.问问她发生了什么事.不管你的想法是什么,不要说出来.让她对着你倾诉,只需要适时点点头,做出一点小回应就可以了.如果她不想告诉你,不要逼她.有些女孩不喜欢倾诉心烦的原因.如果是这样,只需要告诉她你在乎她,让她哭出来...

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