原来青蛙和癞蛤蟆的区别是这样啊！
这怕是人生高光时刻了吧！
谁要这玩意儿的配方啊！
哈哈哈，都说老祖宗是万能的，这可真行。
你觉得“钱多多”这个名字怎么样？
你这是欢喜了，就是不知道丈夫同不同意。
那人间借给你500，找你借5000的话，你就没话说了哦。
连李白自己都不知道自己的诗还能这么解读！
男人是天又能怎么样，还不是被“夫人”捅破了。
果然是每个阶段都有不同的想法哦。
多少父母就是那种自己飞不起来，但是却让下一代使劲儿飞的。
虽然，老鼠爱大米，但是不一定爱就能成为夫妻啊，对吧？
所以，童年那些调皮捣蛋的学生都是有点子本事在身上的。
按现在这个技术水平的发展，国宝有点儿过分多了吧。
我也想左手戴金，右手戴银，脖子上还挂个玉呢。
到了中老年，就是想睡也睡不着咯！年少睡不醒，年老睡不着。
你的童年，我的童年，其实并不一样。
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