、![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t018e6bc98c4726aefc.jpg)
1、我不是一个爱慕虚荣的人,我讨厌别墅,跑车,名牌包包衣服鞋子,我只喜欢钱。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg)
2、发现一件很灵异的事,考试时一个选择题,假如我选的A,然后想了一下,觉得也可能是B对,我不改,正确答案就是B,我改,正确答案就是A。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111085d28d286eb15.jpg)
3、“弱水三千,我只取一瓢。”“亲爱的,你的意思是我像水一样,清爽单纯,温柔和顺,缠绵柔韧?”“不,你是那瓢。”![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg)
4、大家好,我是当地小有名气的美女,具体有多小呢,目前只有我知道。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111085d28d286eb15.jpg)
5、长这么大,没学到别的本事,就掌握了一项特殊技能,白天不用安眠药也能安眠,晚上不用喝咖啡也能兴奋。
6、老婆迷上做菜,学做了老公最爱的剁椒鱼头。老公品尝后咂巴着嘴:“多好的东西,多好的东西呀!”老婆:“既然好那多吃点。”老公:“可惜呀,全让你给糟蹋了。”![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg)
7、普通人心情不好,会变得吃不下去饭,而吃货心情不好,会变得只能吃下去饭。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01e960ed636284699c.jpg)
8、以前不离不弃是夫妻,现在不离不弃是手机,一机在手,天长地久,机不在手,魂都没有。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01adbf1147315f9262.jpg)
9、一天父亲和儿子聊天。父亲问道:儿子,这么多年了,你就没有遇见一个让你面红耳赤的女神么?儿子回答道:怎么没有,老干妈啊!![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg)
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01265c95b9127dae93.jpg)
10、兴趣有多重要:给我妈买的智能洗衣机教了N遍都不会用,后来给她买了台麻将机,不仅会用还会修呢!![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg)
11、别看姐现在有些胖,想当年,姐最瘦的时候才六斤!目前最大烦恼之一:经济实力跟不上审美能力。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg)
12、昨天有一对情侣过来问我去酒店怎么走,我毫不犹豫的给他们指了去新华书店的方向,希望他们能在知识的海洋中找回迷失的自己!![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111085d28d286eb15.jpg)
13、今天突然发现,初中恋爱死于换座,高中死于分班,大学死于毕业,而我都不是,到现在没脸恋爱,死于长相。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg)
14、我从小就是个学渣从哪里能够体现呢?上小学的时候,教室后面有个小黑板,是用来写上每天没完成作业同学的名字,别人都是红色粉笔写的,我的是用红色油漆写。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01d91a12a1d0655951.jpg)
15、公主都是被王子吻醒的。而你,除了饿醒就是被尿憋醒的。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111085d28d286eb15.jpg)
16、古人挺乐观的其实,有点闲工夫都琢磨着怎么长生不老,现代人忙完一天的事静下心来瘫在床上心里只有四个字:不想活了。![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg)
17、动物学校开课,大象迟到了。老师生气地说:“你怎么到现在才来?干脆别来算了。”大象说:“真象可能会迟到,但永远不会缺席。”![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg)
18、美人鱼是假的,至少在中国历史上肯定不存在,否则一定会有烹饪方法和口感疗效流传下来。
19、老师:“你想象一下,假如有坏人跟踪你,你该怎么办?”小明:“马上停止想象!”
","gnid":"905fe0066b0ba39c7","img_data":[{"flag":2,"img":[{"desc":"","height":"659","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t018e6bc98c4726aefc.jpg","width":"1080"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111085d28d286eb15.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111085d28d286eb15.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01e960ed636284699c.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01adbf1147315f9262.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"720","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01265c95b9127dae93.jpg","width":"1080"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111085d28d286eb15.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01d91a12a1d0655951.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111085d28d286eb15.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a4d86f8f3d1eb679.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016a8bbfb6b3316d46.jpg","width":"128"},{"desc":"","height":"128","title":"","url":"https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01562b1d9e1e572c20.jpg","width":"128"}]}],"original":0,"pat":"qiwen,gaoxiao,art_src_3,fts0,sts0","powerby":"pika","pub_time":1693789200000,"pure":"","rawurl":"http://zm.news.so.com/3f2e5431421bcfd79db8dbdd55bbdd3f","redirect":0,"rptid":"8c0bf7997968aec7","rss_ext":[],"s":"t","src":"艺境","tag":[{"clk":"kfunny_1:亲爱的","k":"亲爱的","u":""},{"clk":"kfunny_1:剁椒鱼头","k":"剁椒鱼头","u":""},{"clk":"kfunny_1:中国历史","k":"中国历史","u":""},{"clk":"kfunny_1:新华书店","k":"新华书店","u":""}],"title":"精辟而幽默的一句话笑话
卫保物4584全自动麻将机品牌哪个好?
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 具体如下: 1.雀友TREYO 松冈机电(中国)有限公司,雀友,浙江省著名商标,麻将机行业领先品牌,电动理牌机行业标准起草单位,全球大型自动麻将机生产基地. ...
卫保物4584想买个好点的实木麻将机,不知道哪家网店好啊.希望大家可以推荐一下哦.最好是自己买过的店. -
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 买实木的麻将机,我建议你不要去网上买.首先麻将机是一台机械的东西,不像电视那样不用维修,也没有全国联保,如果出了问题,维修基本是不可能找网店的.只能自掏腰包找当地维修.第二,实木框你还是自己实际看一下木料再做决定,实木的东西讲究很多,木料也相差不少.最好还是到实体店看一下,价格使劲往下砍.因为实木利润很大的.
卫保物4584北京哪里有卖自动麻将机的? -
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 以前在网上看到的 是上海奥龙的www.zdmj.com.cn 感觉还不错 在北京丰台区南三环分钟寺桥西100米路北 (三环内) 有一家上海奥龙自动麻将机专卖店 质量价钱都比较的可以. 有兴趣可以去看看
卫保物4584有卖自动麻将机的吗???
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 有啊,长沙市车站路21号凯旋大酒店A栋1710室就有的啊,火车站对面!
卫保物4584福州麻将机哪里买最好? -
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 福马路421号(肿瘤医院对面)小区内,那里的麻将机不错,有便宜的, 售后又好.电话是:0592—87957498
卫保物4584即墨哪有买麻将机
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 即墨奥东全自动麻将机位于即墨市华山二路与蓝鳌路交汇处
卫保物4584那里有卖自动麻将机的? -
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 路过西安五路口以东的时候发现N多麻将桌商店.麻将适当的时候可以娱乐于心.
卫保物4584哈尔滨哪里有卖自动麻将机的? -
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 宣化街和先锋路交界的地方,挨着大润发超市,有一家.
卫保物4584河南郑州哪里有卖自动麻将机的 -
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 嵩山饭店旁边.或二马路附近.
卫保物4584西安什么地方买经济实惠的麻将机? -
顾颜薇15164025168 ______ 买品牌机请去东五路,10家以上品牌专卖店由您选择, 经济实惠的去石家街东城物流门口看看,那边有不少都是专做批发的,零售也不贵噢