二人英语幽默对话5分钟

滕芝元3212急需大家帮忙,求一个双人英语搞笑对话先谢谢了 -
别柏达13554821381 ______ A Conversation Between two pigs One day ,a pig named Jack was talking with his father John :Jack:Dad!John:What the matter?Jack:Dad,there is a question for you.John:Speak!Jack:If there are two banknotes first is10 doller,second is 5 doller....

滕芝元3212英语两人对话五分钟笑话 -
别柏达13554821381 ______ I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它...

滕芝元3212英语口语2人对话5分钟左右 -
别柏达13554821381 ______[答案] HuisleadingChina Bush:Condi!Nicetoseeyou.What'shappening? Condi:Sir,IhavethereporthereaboutthenewleaderofChina. ... AndtheMiddleEast.CanyougetChinesefoodintheMiddleEast? 呃…………比较搞笑的……,不知道合不合适

滕芝元3212我急需一篇两人的英语小对话,最好是搞笑点的,差不多五分钟的 -
别柏达13554821381 ______ 今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 老妈:这个“i don't know.“是什么意思? 我说:“我不知道” 老妈:送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!! 我说:不是!就是“我不知道”吗!! 老...

滕芝元32122人英语幽默笑话 3或4分钟 -
别柏达13554821381 ______[答案] businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer.He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the ...

滕芝元3212求一英语2人对话,初高中水平,最好有幽默感.5分钟左右,大虾帮帮忙! -
别柏达13554821381 ______ (1)How are you ?(怎么是你) How old are you ?(怎么老是你)(这句最搞笑)(2)男:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师.我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸) 女:I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been ...

滕芝元3212求一英语笑话,要2人对话,5分钟左右,关于老板与员工的对话,问一些员工的家庭背景,以前的工作,生活情况什 -
别柏达13554821381 ______[答案] 老板:万分欢迎,没有你我们的公司肯定大不一样! 职员:如果工作太累,搞不好我会辞职的. 老板:放心,我不会让这样的事情发生的! 职员:我双休日可以休息吗? 老板:当然了!这是底线! 职员:平时会天天加班到凌晨吗? 老板:不可能,...

滕芝元3212有没有人推荐一点搞笑经典的片段 全英文两人对话 五到十分钟 -
别柏达13554821381 ______ 《生活大爆炸》每一部分都很搞笑 可以看你的需要 任挑一部分 望采纳

滕芝元3212跪求一篇简短的两人搞笑英文对话 -
别柏达13554821381 ______ A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会. To make the...