top3：把自己当人看很难？
▼
永远会被一些人的迷惑行为无语到，
5G冲浪选手们应该看到过你喜欢什么颜色的麻袋这句话？
其实是一种暗戳戳表达喜欢的意思，
大概就是大家想把网上看到的喜欢的人或者小动物连夜扛回家，
（只是说说而已）
和土味情话差不多？
然而咱也是没想到一个大家开玩笑的梗，
真有人当真？
这位博主给自己准备了各种“麻袋”，
什么颜色都有，绿的、粉的，
还有五彩斑斓的黑，
看完只想说你别太荒谬，
这是把自己当什么？
有的视频里博主还会配文，
你的快递到了，
这是什么新型自我pua手段...
把自己当人犯法？
好好的衣服不穿，
偏要用垃圾袋把自己包起来物化自己。
就是说玩梗还是要适度，
有些梗停留在语言层面就可以，
没必要亲身实践，
属实是卷过头了。
top2：自信可以，但别太自信
▼
有位大哥发帖说自己不想努力，
求富婆包养。
啊？这得是什么样的自身条件赋予了他如此丰厚的脸皮自信心？
咱来一起替富婆把把关，
来看看他有没有资格说这话。
谜底揭晓，
画面中大哥这个身材就连外行人都能看出来毫无训练痕迹，
硬是看不出一丝一毫肌肉的影子，
仔细看的话大哥肚子貌似还猛吸着一口气。
最离谱的是，
为了凸显自己不算明显的帅气，
大哥还特意带了彭于晏的话题，
请问除了性别哪里和彭于晏有关系？
这里想替富婆发声，
富婆虽然有钱，
但应该也不愿意当大冤种...
这条求包养的动态发出后，
大哥就收到了很多网友的辣评，
说来说去都是在说他不自量力。
话不是很好听，
但确实也都是大实话。
可一向自信的大哥哪能就这样接受大家的批评和指正，
靠着他那90%的反骨和网友们据理力争，
恬不知耻地放出了我是你一辈子的梦这样的梦话狠话。
总结一下，
不是他疯了就是他疯了，
只想说这场噩梦什么时候结束？
虽然一直以来挖酱都是鼓励大家自信放光芒的，
但看了这个大哥只想说光芒有些过于刺眼了...
top1：美就完事了！
▼
是谁又酸了？
前几天易梦玲一身复古礼服美美亮相GQ红毯，
事后却有博主内涵美少女当天穿的一套礼服是fake，
说的有理有据，
还带动了一些网友跟风质疑。
事后美少女不得已向大家详细解释了裙子的由来，
裙子是她拜托朋友帮忙买的vintage裙
为了更贴合自己的身材，
美少女对礼服做出了一些细微改动,
没想到给了有心人借题发挥的机会。
也是不理解一些人在破防什么，
是没得嘲了开始质疑别人的礼服是假的？
心理不要太扭曲...
还是好好欣赏下大美女当天的风采吧，
为了准备这次活动，
美少女还特意提前求助陈采尼在礼服上给出专业建议，
红毯亮相时这身礼服和她的适配度果然超高，
热辣小甜椒挑战新风格化身复古蓝宝石。
整个人气质在线，
腰臀比超绝，
整个人散发着迷人的光芒。
另一套睡衣装衬得她俏皮又妩媚，
好像一只灵气逼人的小白狐，
还有一张生图，
认真工作的女明星be like，
美少女是真的会营造大美女氛围的，
美商值得大家狠狠参考。
top3：怎么有人比糖果还甜
▼
看完黑榜来看红榜洗洗眼，
分享一位日系甜美风美少女@小渔不喜鱼
脸型超级流畅，
一整个清纯校花即视感
仿佛看到了国民初恋沈佳宜。
再来品一品日系美少女自带的氛围感，
随便一拍就可以当头像的感觉，
每一个五官单拎出来都很好看，
搞怪的时候简直不要太灵动，
可可爱爱没有脑袋~
话说怎么有女孩子长得像一颗水蜜桃，
粉粉嫩嫩，
隔着屏幕都能闻到甜甜的气息。
这张是不是有最近大家说的唯一纯白的茉莉花那味儿了，
世界不能没有甜妹！
当然，甜妹也可以是辣妹！
纯欲风也能稳稳拿捏，
湿发加性感吊带装，
元气又性感。
狠狠沦陷了，
今天也是被兔系甜妹击中的一天~
top2：这就是短发的神？
▼
被Wendy的短发造型美到，
来一起感受下美少女的魅力~
是哪家矜贵大小姐跑出来了，
美就算了，
还有种清冷的少年感，
这个发型可以直接焊死在头上。
哦对！发型背后还有个小插曲
美少女一开始没打算剪这么短，
理发师没忍住自由发挥了一波，
剪着剪着就这么短了...
好在美少女本人也很满意,
就是说还好天塌下来还有脸撑着，
平心而论这个发型风险还蛮大的。
画风突变？
穿上毛毛外套以后的Wendy整个人软绵绵的。
自己可以和自己组cp了，
小说开头都想好了，
腹黑拽姐遇上搞怪甜妹...
粉丝：欧尼又创新发型了。
短发的神又多了一位~
top1：论搞笑博主认真起来有多美
▼
大家刷到过搞笑博主郭小胖@郭小胖的视频吗？
她经常发些和老公若驰的搞笑夫妻日常。
这不是重点，
重点是这姑娘最近不走搞笑路线，
偷偷变身了？
整个人都神采奕奕，
肉眼可见皮肤超紧致，
美到都有些认不出来。
美少女说正事的时候，
大家完全听不下去她说什么，
光顾着看这张脸了。
之前妹子有些小小的丰腴，
可爱得像个年画娃娃一样。
感叹下郭小胖底子真的好好，
五官很精致
完全不受肉肉封印。
现在甩掉肉肉之后，
看起来少了那么点喜感？
有种化身颜值博主的感觉。
就连老公若池看到美少女状态越来越好之后都有了那么点危机感，
生怕老婆吸引到其他人的目光被抢走。
恭喜美少女如愿变瘦，
大家有同样需求的快来沾沾喜气。
天选打工人
▼
一些好笑又心酸的打工实录有！
毛毛姐@多余和毛毛姐工作团队全被病毒袭击了，
只剩下他一个人卖货直播。
于是就有了手忙脚乱的这一幕，
毛毛姐一手拿着鼠标找上货链接，
一手拿着正在讲解的货品，
现场变身八爪鱼忙前忙后。
当天还是个火锅局，
然而锅都快烧干了毛毛姐也没工夫吃上几口，
就连火还是在网友的提醒下关的。
公司仅剩的保洁阿姨也被迫上岗和毛毛姐一起带货...
听到保洁阿姨咳嗽，
毛毛姐生怕她丢下自己一个人，
开始给保洁阿姨洗脑，
你就是直播间一姐！
两个人怕不是在提前集敬业福？
该说不说，
毛毛姐这个抵抗力值得大家拥有，
就是想不打工都难...
网友：看别人打工好快乐！
最后，提醒大家注意身体，
该吃药吃药，该休息休息！
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