闲鱼好多神经病卖家，笑死了
真是闲鱼大了，卖什么的都有！
哈士奇跨上战马，哥斯拉爆炒大虾；
皮卡丘含泪转让，叮当猫急寻下家；
野生奥特曼泡酒，包邮送你门口；
把山海经有的，没有的上古神兽，
通通都搬来等你签收。
这群沙雕卖家充满想象力，
擅长挖掘和创造神奇杂交生物，
搭配高价、骚气神图和正经的介绍，
胡编乱造中，又有一股莫名的真诚感。
快快快来，喵君带你去围观吧！
建议转发收藏，一看就笑哈哈哈哈
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比卡比卡一下就有电了
敞开门，开空调都行哈哈哈
02
不说人话的狗头鸡
03
已接种狂犬疫苗，完成体内外驱虫
哈哈哈哈哈哈什么鬼
04
猪狗不如的战斗蝙蝠
你小子还挺会押韵的呀
送去给rapper写歌词
05
拍下珍珠兽这宝贝
从此喝奶茶不愁没珍珠哦
一张图灭了你喝珍珠奶茶的欲望，不用谢
06
汉代遗留至今，现正在宇宙巡展
哈哈哈哈到底谁想的文案啊
07
又来杂交了，吃鱼又吃狗粮
08
送给楼上的哈士企吃吧
09
送去淄博烧烤摊，我没开玩笑
10
出售奥特曼真皮，你是真的皮
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活体奥特曼
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只需要每天被他咬一口就行了
我信了你的邪
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挺可爱的，毫无ps痕迹
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泥猴桃汪
看样子是奶奶养大的
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黑猫鸡长
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我已经分不清是真是假了
18
一字不落，全看完了
佩服这种胡编乱造虚实结合的能力
19
道理我都懂
可是鸽子为什么那么大？
20
有那么几秒钟有被卖家是文采美到
语文作文一定很好吧
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已拍下，期待收货！
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
搞到一只真远古神兽了
你可真刑啊，很可拷哦
你最喜欢以上哪一个宝贝呢？
看完开心，可以转发出去啊
给朋友们也开心开心，吃瓜八卦！
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