《摹宋人文会图》 清 姚文瀚

文人聚会，

施展才华的时候到了。 

              

容我想想，

画人物还是山水。

              

当清代的画家石涛

“遇上”东晋的诗人陶渊明，

一幅幅“归园田居”的美好

与自然呈现在眼前，

适合享受独处、与世无争的你。

《陶渊明诗意图》清 石涛

已经平静到没有了表情

               

在东篱之下，

送你一朵小花花。

              

晨兴理荒秽，带月荷锄归。

没什么事，我先回家种地了。

               

连林人不觉，独树众乃奇。

我就是我，树后一个人的寂寞。

《陶渊明诗意图》局部 清 石涛  故宫博物院藏

 

生活里遇到麻烦，

遇事不慌，眼睛一闭。

真佛系！

《佛像》 清 金农  日本国立博物馆藏

人在江湖，

要有点齐白石的可爱。

人骂我，我也骂人。

 

《人骂我我也骂人》 齐白石

也要有超脱一切的境界，

入睡如入定。

 

宝宝困

              

宝宝也困

       《二祖调心图》 局部 东京国立博物馆藏

 

谁说古人的水墨很无聊，

除了山水风景，

还可以吐舌头、长睫毛，

还有闪亮的大眼睛。

       

《五牛图》局部 唐 韩滉

 

人物也不都是绷着脸，

这幅《炙艾图》每个人脸上都是戏。

救命啊，好烫！

 

下一个就轮到我了……

       

大人的世界太残忍了吧！

              

哈哈哈贴完这张，

买一送一，再来一张。

《炙艾图》局部 南宋 李唐（传）  

     

婴戏图也是古画的常见题材，

这里最盛产什么？

白白胖胖的“熊孩子”。

 

来抓我呀！

              

风吹乱了我的中分

              

小样儿，治不了你？

       《小庭婴戏图》局部 南宋 故宫博物院藏

 

陪你玩，老娘累了。

     

《小庭婴戏图》局部 南宋 故宫博物院藏

 

好玩的表情包，

还有很多。

 

下班了！

       《桃花双鸡图》局部 清 任伯年

 

好像听到领导提到我的名字

       《猫》局部 当代 徐悲鸿

 

住嘴！

              

我对你，嗤之以鼻孔！

              

等我吃饱了就来捶你！

       《流民图》局部 明 周臣

 

啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

              

周末了！

还有啷个管得到我？

              

仿佛听到有人说我丑？

              

为你鼓掌

         《山海百灵图》局部 明 佚名

这样看下来了，是不是很有趣？

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