编辑/宇航员伊万
老头:什么玩意撞了我一下?算了,他那小破车,还没我的好,肯定也没啥钱,溜了溜了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t018038d7758bd62d9b.jpg?size=640x479)
看了一圈还是你厉害,电脑浏览怕人看,还不设置密码,这下可在亲戚圈里成功火了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t010e8f7a03f72a4f82.jpg?size=640x315)
网友:还是有钱,杀猪盘的都不找我,我穷得只剩下叮当了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01c39e04f41631d357.jpg?size=640x510)
公老鼠:老子今晚不搞点大事情,这辈子就算完了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t015f35c38795bafefc.jpg?size=640x359)
弟弟:还好我给你带了身份证,考试怎么能不带呢。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t011301c955cb98280a.jpg?size=640x175)
可不就是自己家嘛,咋的去了一趟学校,亲儿子都不认了?
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t017f55826a9756dad9.jpg?size=640x411)
兄弟你这跟中了彩票有什么区别?白捡几十万!
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t015dbd99fa7a6bfb49.jpg?size=640x416)
好家伙,一家人,一辈子全给酒打工了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t015d4d9f5dbe3c08d3.jpg?size=640x367)
这真是瞬间,多一秒都没了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01333268cfa9a139ba.jpg?size=640x595)
本来人生圆满,有车有房有老婆有孩子,还不缺钱,多少人羡慕不来的日子啊。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01f6b6fbfc508cfd9f.jpg?size=450x181)
这噩梦确实吓人,那地方可不兴去玩啊,玩着玩着就回不来了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01399822811e5aecaf.jpg?size=640x132)
光看前面,这是睡迷糊了吧,看到结尾,太让人心疼了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01239cd7e22bec7d67.jpg?size=640x550)
网友:这年头孩子健康快乐就行,不要奢求更多了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01c776fb71e0a590b7.jpg?size=640x483)
祸不单行啊,只要人在就都有转机。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01d71bb8abffbf53ca.jpg?size=640x141)
腰间盘突出,好不容易养好,又闪了腰结果复发了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01c8dc4bda32f72150.jpg?size=640x341)
网友:从此以后发奋图强,专心学习,结果毕业还是来了这。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t018dc24feae0a07198.jpg?size=640x318)
还好是一个梦,结果醒来看着自己的生活,还不如梦里呢。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01b5d4be5ef895f8f2.jpg?size=640x433)
自己在手术台上签自己的截肢手术,头一回觉得自己名字的每一笔都这么难写。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01446e436ecea59883.jpg?size=524x203)
网友:太励志了,可以出一本书《上岸记》。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t015e554a942a37ee66.jpg?size=640x378)
网友:高考只是一个开始,并不是结束。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0128132496ff709a94.jpg?size=518x225)
但再怎么难,5门不及格也是真的离谱啊。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01f38974473bca98fe.jpg?size=640x491)
网友:只要思想放得开,敢想敢做,两个“建设银行”,也能便“招商银行”。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0186a6ca2d62f42424.jpg?size=640x194)
网友:有的孩子五十块钱都不够一顿饭钱,而有的孩子却会因为五十块钱而自寻死路。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t014e11cbc43ce389c5.jpg?size=640x207)
烂尾真的绝望,前期被骗一大笔,然后每个月都要再被骗一次。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01d77b89c2ae94dbce.jpg?size=457x735)
都昏迷了还能想这事,看来病情不严重。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t013fa85eab2e441d36.jpg?size=640x408)
网友:给护士们都吓的不轻,一顿抢救,结果你小子只是晕血。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0123f13aba5653e0e5.jpg?size=640x798)
据说高中生的英语水平,考雅思随随便便5分。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01c82fd4113b8088a8.jpg?size=640x383)
网上看病,癌症起步。神医无数,钱到病除。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01339c7283ddfa381a.jpg?size=640x236)
叫别人京爷是玩笑,你爷爷是真京爷。四合院的
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01b762c3c9f8044190.jpg?size=640x623)
网友:舔狗,舔到最后一无所有,还是好好爱自己吧。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01058e133d79215e69.jpg?size=640x246)
希望每个处于困境的绝望的人,都能得到救助。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a1ac67a063b02a68.jpg?size=405x133)
网友:投胎是门技术活,也许你上辈子也是这么想的,结果还不是没学会投胎。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0158b0d03c752c6a0a.jpg?size=640x317)
网友:吵架到崩溃,为什么不搬回寄宿家庭啊?
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01bef3105f0075d7f5.jpg?size=640x637)
图里有四处不同,你能找到几处?据说百分之99的人,十秒可以找到三处,最后一处只有百分之1的人能找到。
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杭类甘1529英语翻译是不是可以翻译成,好好爱自己 -
熊佩法19268173519 ______[答案] 用来爱你自己(的确是西班牙语)
杭类甘1529做一个坚强勇敢的小女人,好好爱自己、英文翻译? -
熊佩法19268173519 ______[答案] Be a strong and brave petty women.(绝对准确)
杭类甘1529”我会好好地爱自己“的英文怎样写? -
熊佩法19268173519 ______ I will love you well
杭类甘1529把“一个人也要好好爱自己”翻译为英文是什么 -
熊佩法19268173519 ______[答案] 这句话是不是有点歧义呢? 是【光棍的时候也要好好爱自己】?还是 说 【一个人,爱另一个人的时候也要爱自己】呢? 那咱们都翻译一下 第一句:You should love yourself even if you are alone/single. 第二句:You should love yourself while you're in ...
杭类甘1529“每一天里,都要替我好好爱你自己.”英语怎么讲?“替我好好爱你自己.”英语怎么讲?Love yourself everyday for me.这句话有错误吗 英语太差 呵呵 -
熊佩法19268173519 ______[答案] Love yourself for me everyday,一般情况下时间会后置吧~ 不过要强调,放前面也是可以的. 或者另一种强调:Love yourself everyday,for me
杭类甘1529“每一天里,都要替我好好爱你自己.”英语怎么讲? -
熊佩法19268173519 ______ Love yourself for me everyday,一般情况下时间会后置吧~ 不过要强调,放前面也是可以的.或者另一种强调:Love yourself everyday, for me
杭类甘1529英语"爱自己"怎么译?
熊佩法19268173519 ______ love oneself/ love myself / love youself
杭类甘1529现在的我不是一个人了,必须要好好爱自己,英文怎么翻译 -
熊佩法19268173519 ______ Now, I am no longer alone by myself. I must love myself more ( or to take better care of myself)现在的我不是一个人了,必须要好好爱自己
杭类甘1529miss you 好好爱自己是什么意思 -
熊佩法19268173519 ______ 想你,要爱自己
杭类甘1529男人、你要学会好好爱自己 英文怎么说?
熊佩法19268173519 ______ Man, you have to learn to love yourself