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老头：什么玩意撞了我一下？算了，他那小破车，还没我的好，肯定也没啥钱，溜了溜了。
看了一圈还是你厉害，电脑浏览怕人看，还不设置密码，这下可在亲戚圈里成功火了。
网友：还是有钱，杀猪盘的都不找我，我穷得只剩下叮当了。
公老鼠：老子今晚不搞点大事情，这辈子就算完了。
弟弟：还好我给你带了身份证，考试怎么能不带呢。
可不就是自己家嘛，咋的去了一趟学校，亲儿子都不认了？
兄弟你这跟中了彩票有什么区别？白捡几十万！
好家伙，一家人，一辈子全给酒打工了。
这真是瞬间，多一秒都没了。
本来人生圆满，有车有房有老婆有孩子，还不缺钱，多少人羡慕不来的日子啊。
这噩梦确实吓人，那地方可不兴去玩啊，玩着玩着就回不来了。
光看前面，这是睡迷糊了吧，看到结尾，太让人心疼了。
网友：这年头孩子健康快乐就行，不要奢求更多了。
祸不单行啊，只要人在就都有转机。
腰间盘突出，好不容易养好，又闪了腰结果复发了。
网友：从此以后发奋图强，专心学习，结果毕业还是来了这。
还好是一个梦，结果醒来看着自己的生活，还不如梦里呢。
自己在手术台上签自己的截肢手术，头一回觉得自己名字的每一笔都这么难写。
网友：太励志了，可以出一本书《上岸记》。
网友：高考只是一个开始，并不是结束。
但再怎么难，5门不及格也是真的离谱啊。
网友：只要思想放得开，敢想敢做，两个“建设银行”，也能便“招商银行”。
网友：有的孩子五十块钱都不够一顿饭钱，而有的孩子却会因为五十块钱而自寻死路。
烂尾真的绝望，前期被骗一大笔，然后每个月都要再被骗一次。
都昏迷了还能想这事，看来病情不严重。
网友：给护士们都吓的不轻，一顿抢救，结果你小子只是晕血。
据说高中生的英语水平，考雅思随随便便5分。
网上看病，癌症起步。神医无数，钱到病除。
叫别人京爷是玩笑，你爷爷是真京爷。四合院的
网友：舔狗，舔到最后一无所有，还是好好爱自己吧。
希望每个处于困境的绝望的人，都能得到救助。
网友：投胎是门技术活，也许你上辈子也是这么想的，结果还不是没学会投胎。
网友：吵架到崩溃，为什么不搬回寄宿家庭啊？
图里有四处不同，你能找到几处？据说百分之99的人，十秒可以找到三处，最后一处只有百分之1的人能找到。
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杭类甘1529做一个坚强勇敢的小女人,好好爱自己、英文翻译? -
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熊佩法19268173519 ______ I will love you well
杭类甘1529把“一个人也要好好爱自己”翻译为英文是什么 -
熊佩法19268173519 ______[答案] 这句话是不是有点歧义呢? 是【光棍的时候也要好好爱自己】?还是 说 【一个人,爱另一个人的时候也要爱自己】呢? 那咱们都翻译一下 第一句:You should love yourself even if you are alone/single. 第二句:You should love yourself while you're in ...
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熊佩法19268173519 ______[答案] Love yourself for me everyday,一般情况下时间会后置吧~ 不过要强调,放前面也是可以的. 或者另一种强调:Love yourself everyday,for me
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熊佩法19268173519 ______ Love yourself for me everyday,一般情况下时间会后置吧~ 不过要强调,放前面也是可以的.或者另一种强调:Love yourself everyday, for me
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