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你见过最疯狂的马桶改装长什么样？

大佬Jordan Flom表示无所谓，他会出手。例如你能想到，给马桶安装一层网，是为了什么吗，坐上去更踏实？

这画面就像是让人用屁股对着网球拍打一套接化发，我想了整整五分钟，感觉他是想拉面，没想到只猜对了一半。

整个改装是从一个「健康」的马桶开始的，周围一圈打上钉子，看着还挺解压：

接着就开始用皮筋做网，总感觉断开的瞬间会弹到屁股。

俯视角，感觉就像是把羽毛球拍放到了马桶上：

正当我疑惑之际，他又掏出了一盆意大利面，然后就这么倒在了马桶上。

原来改装马桶是为了沥干意大利面中的水分呀，差点被蒙在鼓里：

最后整「盘」被他拿走了：

老哥还很高兴地介绍，这是他在意大利学来的新技巧。

「干净又卫生」兄弟们。

不过这只是Jordan Flom的众多作品之一，这位老哥最擅长的就是改装各种生活用品。不过他的种种改装与发明不能说一点用没有，只能说现实生活中完全用不到。

其中我尤其感兴趣他的厕所系列发明，真实用途简直比世界杯的比分还难猜。例如在孩子面前，他突然对马桶盖开始下手，一顿装修：

甚至还装上去了一本儿童读物，所以这到底是做什么的？

原来是小朋友的多功能座椅。

再来看看这个，老哥一言不合直接用胶带把马桶给封闭了，这不怕拉屎的时候反弹到自己？

别慌，封闭后又开了一小洞，然后不断叠加泡沫，做了小管道：

最后把娃放上去，一个儿童坐便就弄好了，小孩看着自己屁股下的装置一脸茫然。

小小年纪，开始困惑自己为什么总躲不开奇怪的马桶。

当看到老哥把一卷手纸固定在马桶盖子上时，我就意识到他这个创意可能会有点大病。

随着后续操作的出现，围观群众的内心也就越来越迷茫，因为他又给马桶圈装上了两个把手：

接着卫生纸穿过把手，从马桶盖来到了马桶前侧：

这时候老哥坐上马桶亲自演示，原来这是一个半自动擦屁股的装置，白纸抽出来逐渐变黄：

此时聪明的小伙伴会好奇，卫生纸穿过马桶，那用屁股投弹的时候掉到纸上怎么办？

原来这个装置还有机关，在准备释放炸弹的时候，拉动一下，卫生纸就会避开。

这可真是个小天才发明。

更迷惑的还有下面这个「发明」，老哥把两个皮搋子怼到了厕所的镜子上，没人能猜到他想做什么。

在一番操作后，皮搋子已经被连接到一起了，可以灵活移动：

然后他在架子上套了一层塑料布，并把头钻了进去：

接着，他开始剃胡子了...

这创作灵感应该有一部分来自tony老师，但不多。

比较神的还有这个，老哥直接把一只鞋固定到了马桶盖子上。

固定好后，就把盖子拆了下来放到了地面：

所以，这是增高的？不像。方便蹲坑时用力的？好像也不对。

答案揭晓，原来是用来踩纸壳子的，效果非常好。

我家楼下的大爷大妈看完估计会直呼专业，这是懂收纸壳的。

除了马桶，Jordan Flom还改造过很多生活用品。比如这条「干净裤」，他先是把正常的牛仔裤进行了一番裁剪，像是开了两个门帘子：

然后在开口的地方缝了两条手巾进去：

这样吃完饭，手可以直接在裤子上抹干净，但又不用担心弄脏裤子。

他还对轮椅下过手，先把座位拆了：

然后换了木板座椅，并且中间增加了一条很长的板子，这是放什么的？放断了的那条腿？

接着他在长木板下面增加了一个合页，让木板可以上下活动：

然后在木板的前端描出一个脚印：

最后邀请轮椅的使用者坐上去，体验这个伟大的发明：

只见老哥一脚踩在木板上，就像玩跷跷板一样把使用者弹了起来，这一瞬间人们仿佛看到了医学奇迹。

网友表示很担心爷爷们的使用体验，怕不是变成了打鸟的弹弓？

当然，Jordan Flom最神奇的发明似乎还是永远离不开马桶。例如最近他可能是嫌弃只玩一个马桶没意思，于是增加了一个。

两个马桶对着放，然后给中间加了一张桌子：

桌子平时可以收到墙上，在邀请到好友参与到这场对局后可以放下来：

画面是这样的，但这是要做什么？

谜底揭开，原来是一边拉屎一边打乒乓球呀，我还以为要开饭呢。看来想在他家安稳地用一次马桶，是真不容易。

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