还记得今年上半年

凭借一组“冷宫蔬菜”海报

火出圈的大润发文案嘛？

最近这家超市海报又出神作

一组“菜场黑话”令人叫绝

简直是打工人的互联网嘴替！

特价蔬菜

去上班吧

去上身价一块五一斤的班

香蕉

没熟的香蕉就像项目

放一放就黄了

莲藕

心不够大

装不下800个心眼子

冬瓜

生而为瓜，苦甜没差

进自己的铁锅

让别人榨汁去吧

豆芽

土豆会坏，韭菜会老

只有我发芽还能炒一炒

老南瓜

走过四季

才发现生活的甜都是自己给的

苦瓜

很爱苦中作乐的小瓜瓜一枚呀

冰鲜鲳鱼

一坐到工位上

就感觉自己凉了

深海老黄鱼

上班的路上

把一生的体力都耗尽了

螃蟹

这么有钳，还出来工作……

鱼缸

少摸鱼

摸太多了对鱼不好

阳澄湖大闸蟹

半年不开张，开张吃半年

大闸蟹

螃蟹的肥瘦并不相通

梭子蟹

给我一坛黄酒

我给你打一套醉拳

咸鱼

就……

很……

闲……

再来重温一下此前的

“冷宫蔬菜”

“烧烤文学”

“超市顶流”

真是笑不活了哈哈哈哈！

冷 宫 蔬 菜

土豆：

终究是错付了

不是每一次发芽

都值得心欢

西葫芦：

他的锅铲子

从来不属于我一个人

胡萝卜：

可能我不是你们的最爱

请允许我体面离开

包菜：

我知道

我已经不是你要的菜了

洋葱

本葱再娇艳

又给谁看呢？

上海青

这两个月

我们爱过

白萝卜

我生来就一穷二白

陪你一场我很开心

滑动查看下一张图片

烧 烤 文 学

巧克力：

太热了

想去避暑

葡萄：

跨出超市的门

外面就是火焰山

冰棍：

我的习以为常

竟是你们的人间天堂

活虾：

真的不是很想红

小龙虾：

没想到以这样的形式走红

电扇：

37℃的人说抱就抱

37℃的风一吹就倒

蒲扇：

新能源空气动力学装置

玉米：

外面的世界很精彩

外面的世界也有点晒

滑动查看下一张图片

超 市 顶 流

自立之星，全能斗士

——小葱

无论与水还是土相遇

总要欢欢喜喜的发芽

百搭之王——蒜头

菜不在青，有蒜则名。

菜不在多，有葱则灵。

可炒可煮，可盐可咸

——西红柿

生活把每个人都练成了多面手

翻红小生——鸡蛋

万万没想到

还有翻身的一天

流通之王

——可乐

你的快乐还得靠我

薯片

简单快乐

咖啡

灵魂的解药

火锅底料

后悔没买吧

滑动查看下一张图片

对于这次的“菜场黑话”

网友们也来了一波神评论！

有网友赞到

这文案真是太神太有才了

也有网友一针见血：

不如直接打折！

各位打工人们怎么看？

留言区等你哦！

【小主综合编辑】

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