打工打油诗100首
大曾的画,寥寥几笔,把传统笔墨与生活场景巧妙结合在了一起。与画面相配的一首首率性而肆意调侃的打油诗,读来令人称快!
年终总结发个言,
心中有苦偏讲甜。
就怕老板不高兴,
脸色一变不发钱。
转眼又得要过年,
摸摸口袋没有钱。
好想找个女朋友,
她买猪肉我买盐。
年初想赚一个亿,
从此发狠又努力。
岁末算帐差天远,
就当自己放个屁。
起早摸黑脚打跪,
年头忙乎到年尾。
休说什么志向高,
其实只为一张嘴。
年底一到心发慌,
囊空如洗钱袋光。
生怕亲友来相问,
何时返程回家乡。
一年到头尽瞎忙,
诸事不顺皆已黄。
惟有家中老父母,
不怨失意亲儿郎。
转眼又到年底,
心情时阴时喜。
小芳同意结婚,
但是还缺彩礼。
累死累活真可怜,
加班加点不加钱。
莫问收获有多少,
反正三十都过年。
年初很多规划,
不断调整变化。
岁末翻开一看,
全都成了笑话。
年初计划一抽屉,
岁末全都没落地。
内容真个写得好,
改作明年再努力。
味淡适当加盐,
话多最为讨嫌。
没事少生闷气,
有空还是赚钱。
战火纷飞未消停,
这个世界不太平。
我为来年祈个祷,
但愿好人都安宁。
不知不觉到年关,
摸摸口袋挺心酸。
千辛万苦不挣钱,
庆幸赚回一平安。
去年爬坡又过坎,
自己加油自己喊。
若问还有啥诀窍,
全靠勤劳克一懒。
每到年底兴致高,
爱往财务门口瞄。
不是会计长得好,
只盼公司发红包。
新年要有新作为,
鼓起腰包减腰围。
人生总得有追求,
别问我是为了谁。
车站码头真个牛,
每到春节人成流。
打工挣钱本不易,
回家一票亦难求。
新年到了又开头,
但愿快乐没忧愁。
偷句唐诗送给你,
祝君更上一层楼。
难过尽在今天过,
但愿来年还不错。
什么狗屁烦恼事,
都随寒风被吹落。
转眼新年开新篇,
且将破事丢一边。
邀来好友开怀饮,
不做神仙做酒仙。
人生本是单行道,
无处可买回程票。
遵规蹈矩到终点,
平安方可开心笑。
酸甜苦辣不缺咸,
人生五味一年年。
繁华远去是宁静,
浪漫过后归油盐。
艰难打拼到中年,
好好经营两丘田。
事业家庭都需要,
还得健康做本钱。
烦恼有时像跳蚤,
你越在乎它越咬。
有心灭它灭不掉,
无意理它它却跑。
笨蛋碰个小傻瓜,
人生伴侶就是她。
精明常结烦恼果,
糊涂倒开幸福花。
时光永远向前,
日子一复一年。
如觉生活平淡,
自己加点油盐。
马云又赚好多亿,
我却依旧在原地。
照照镜子看看他,
觉得生气也不必。
老来万事皆不求,
白天涂鸦夜打油,
如有亲友给点赞,
几杯薄酒为君留。
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