撞墙了你知道拐了
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好家伙,自从学会上网以后,真是从来不缺乐子,什么奇葩事都能遇到!
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这不,前两天,广东一个开服装店的卖家,就遇上了这么一个奇葩顾客。
该顾客收到衣服后,说衣服有点开线,于是自己把衣服剪了,要求卖家退款!
结果其发过来的“证据”图片,P图技术极其拙劣,让人一眼就能看穿“白嫖”的小心思!
卖家简直无了个大语:“能P专业一点吗?”
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网友看了直呼666,纷纷给卖家出招,用魔法打败魔法!
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大家实在不能理解,就为了几十块钱的东西,竟然还玩上无间道了,是真的不怕麻烦啊!
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而曾经做过电商客服的网友则表示,这种素质低下,整天想各种奇葩理由,薅店家羊毛的白嫖党,还真不少!
还有些白嫖党,就纯粹是在违法犯罪的道路上越走越远了!
他们有的寄回其他廉价货物,充当所购商品:
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还有的购买多件商品,申请退货退款后,一个包裹寄出填写同一个单号,实际上根本没把商品全部寄回!
(素材来源于@大风四品video)
靠诈骗的手段谋取私利!
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还有些白嫖党,则是利用规则,在收到货后,发起“仅退款”的申请,以此来达到自己“0元购”的目的!
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他们填写的申请原因,一个比一个奇葩!
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东西不喜欢,不合适,不想要了,想退货,很正常,但从没听说,因为顾客心情不好,商家就要免费送货上门的!
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颜色不一样就退款不退货,这算盘声简直清晰可闻!
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有时间取快递,没时间寄快递,合着您有没有时间,完全取决于自己能不能占到便宜!
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把东西直接扔了,还要商家退钱,这又是哪门子的道理?
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吃零食口渴,这跟质量到底有啥关系?
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汽车撞墙你知道拐了,股票涨起来你知道买了,东西吃完你知道退款了:
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申请理由竟然还是不好吃,不好吃你还吃完了,这要好吃商家还不得把店赔给你?我看你是真拿大家伙当傻子了!
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哥们儿,别怪兄弟说,你还是先从自身找找问题吧!
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你要不要看看你在说什么?
时隔三年才来申请退款,看出来最近不太好过了!
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白嫖产品不说,还要骗人家的好评返现,诸葛亮来了都得叫声祖宗!
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用自己的命威胁商家,不知道你是太拿自己当回事,还是太不拿自己当回事了!
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商家:这种挣不到钱又备受侮辱的日子,可真是太迷人了!
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超喜欢,未付款,望白送,识好歹,莫辜负。
别人拿这当段子,你们是真敢干啊!
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商家不同意就以刷差评、投诉威逼,还以为给自己取个萌萌哒的名字,就能满天过海?
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扰乱社会经济秩序,损害社会公共利益,诈骗和敲诈勒索了解一下?真是可刑可拷啊!
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君子爱财,取之有道。
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干顾缸5081孩子死了你来奶了,相似这句话的语言,越相似越好,有哪些 -
屈青急19627789238 ______ 1、股票见涨你知道买了. 2、汽车撞墙知道拐了. 3、大鼻涕到嘴你知道甩了. 4、车撞树上了你知道刹车了. 5、艾滋病传染了你知道不乱搞了. 6、撞车了你知道转弯了. 7、喝多了你知道喝酒上头了. 8、拉粑粑呀你知道需要脱裤子了. 9、人死了才你知道自己后悔了. 10、喝水呀你知道停水了. 11、穿衣服呀你知道脏衣服没了. 12、吃饭呀你知道没拿筷子了. 13、人没了你知道活着的意义了. 14、孩子死了你来奶了. 15、头发长长了你知道剪了.
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