1、现在的大学生啊
2、这是可以说的吗？
3、媒婆的嘴，骗人的鬼
4、找对象
5、前女友走之前还给你上一课
6、上厕所
7、单身狗：我缺的是这一元吗？
8、确实是仨孩子
9、喜欢在上面吗？
10、生意兴隆，捧场的不少
11、哈哈哈哈哈哈……是阿sir
12、我的圈子很小，但很干净
13、这个故事有点复杂
14、室友让我帮她拍证件照
15、没文化，真可怕
18、数学学挺好，就是道德不及格
19、这题我能满分
21、你直接管他叫爹不就解决啦
22、男朋友给我拍的大长腿
24、重点情节，此处省略500字……
26、极品舔狗
27、老司机，你懂这是什么意思吗？
28、送错地址
30、不劳儿获
31、小姐姐喝水挑战，谁敢迎战？
今日份快乐源泉送达，带走快乐的同时也记得留下点赞哦祝点赞的小哥哥小姐姐快乐常伴，早日暴富哇
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