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距离国庆假期还有4天，但我发现自己的心态和下面这只猴子很像。面对工作，它随手就把人类递过来的毛巾，扔在了地上：

工作？工作个屁！

根据网络中的视频文案描述，这只猴子是第一天被请到网球场工作，任务就是给人类递毛巾，结果当场罢工。

不仅动作行云流水，脸上嫌弃与不屑的表情也算得上是真情流露了。

很多网友看完表示太真实了，这猴子颇有当年大圣反下天庭时的影子。也有人吐槽说自己早就想这么干了，上班时什么工作都推给自己，自己又不是垃圾桶。

出于好奇，我还是查了查这只猴子的出处。它的身份和网传的有些不同，但它确实也很爱罢工。

其实这并不是它第一次被邀请来到网球场上，相反它出道很早，算是一位网球界的网红。

猴子名叫Riki，来自日本，从它的自媒体频道看接触网球的时间不短，起码练习时长有两年多了。

平时做的也不是递毛巾这种小活，而是网球「运动员」。没错，这只罢工猴子真的会玩网球：

和人类打得有来有回，人类世界中的网球猴子，估计实力是猴子界的网球王子。

有这样的熟练度，自然是「卷」出来的。

毕竟别的日本猴子在泡温泉、在酒店打工的时候，它已经和人类在家里进行接球训练了，那时候它连标志性的队服都没有。

随着练习，它对于飞来的网球已经有了本能反应，可以挥拍还击。这个拍子也是特制的，要比人类的球拍短小一些，猴子握着倒是不费力。

下一步就是训练让它击球过网，听起来不难，但实际上它需要用自己的身高把球以更大力度打出更高的角度：

熟练后已经比我玩得好了。

甚至还学会了扣杀，双脚离地，微微跳起，用力扣击：

这个超级大跳，越前龙马看了都要直呼未来可期。

甚至可以和人类搭档双打了。

而在技能熟练后，这只猴子就成了网红猴，上过新闻视频也在网络走红过。

线下会搞一些互动活动，陪其他人练练球什么的。

除了打网球也会表演和人类同步喝水：

没水了还会很人性化地跟「老板」讨要：

小猴儿感觉还真快成精了。

但最有意思的，我觉得还是看它罢工。

刚接触网球的时候，猴子直接把拍子扔了。仿佛在说，什么破工作，球童的工资让我干职业运动员？

下班走人，加班是人类的事儿，与猴无关。

这个场面最有代入感，仿佛「老板」在和猴子说：辛苦一下，再打一组。

猴子反击：可以打，但我直接打你个头。

「老板」让它加油，做大做强，再创辉煌。

猴儿：你自己加吧，我躺了。

「又改需求？没感觉的感觉到底是什么感觉，差点意思的意思是什么意思？创意不够到底是意思不够，还是需要创你一下？」

「这个班儿不上也罢！」

这工作态度，也就是只有猴儿能干出来了。

当然，除了这只猴子，网络中喜欢摆烂的小动物一直有不少，由于这种标签是人类强加上去的，所以多以宠物常见。

像是摆烂的小猫咪，下楼不走寻常路：

健身？只要移动就算健身了，自己再动怕会瘦死自己。

摆烂的狗子看到主人抛出飞盘，只觉得幼稚，微微摆头以示尊重。

而我最喜欢的是一匹会摆烂的小马。

这位小马哥有一项绝技，那就是每当有人要骑它的时候，它就直接原地装死。躺下的瞬间没有丝毫犹豫，说死就死，一点不拖泥带水。

让我干活？不如让我死了算了。

它的同事都惊呆了，还有这种操作？

确定不用工作后它还会自动复活，不少人看完高呼奥斯卡颁奖典礼应该给它设一个奖，这孩子多少学过点演技。

感觉我的装死的技巧和它差了三位影帝。

说了这么多，情绪虽然到位了，但该做的工作还是要做。毕竟还没到假期呢，再熬几天吧，大家加油。

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