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网友：我也很想知道你俩是咋走到老师办公室的。
这下可丢人丢大发了，全班都知道你脚臭了。
网友：这不明显的人家没相中嘛，说真么喜欢男的都是借口。
还怪客气呢，喝完茶还都还给人家了。
他妈妈说：别照别人的短处。
可真是个“大孝子”，还怪善良嘞，让别人免费欣赏。
第二天就成为全班的八卦中心了，直接火遍全校。
只有近视的人才能理解，太尴尬了，恨不得找个地缝钻进去。
校长：胆挺肥啊，占便宜占到我头上了？
你这同学也是怪好的呢，没准他就是知道还帮着你掩饰。
抱着人家转了两圈都没发现抱错人了？
好家伙，你这感觉还挺仔细啊。
鸡：看到一个小蚯蚓。
朋友：抠一下意思意思得了，咋还上瘾了？
这精心挑的地方确实“好”，直接跑大马路上了，可不就平整的很嘛。
给大哥吓的，都没上完，就赶紧出来了。
这阿姨也是百思不得其解，回家一路上都得想：这孩子不会有啥大病吧，竟然在那戳狗屎。
鞋：哎哎哎，我还没跟上呢，你咋就走了？这下好了，还得回来接我吧。
下次蹲厕所得先伸手摸一圈，不然就成叠叠乐了。
同学：我明明闻到了啊，你在使劲闻闻，这么大味道你闻不到？
这下确实认识了，果真是这条路上的“王者”。
直接被“公开处刑”，这脚趾都能扣个别墅出来吧。
你说是你的就是你的，你喊一声它应吗？
网友：直接抓一把扔给他。
这个递作业的方式很新颖嘛。
水豆腐被你强行做成豆腐花，玩够了回家可就要开始挨打咯。
导师：孩子，是不是最近是给你的压力太大了。
这也不失是一个省纸的好方法，可你是一点记性都不长啊。
就是可惜了这碗麻辣烫，还有可怜的章鱼小丸子，掉地上就算了还被摁碎。
这声音不小啊，中气十足。
这东西在餐馆可要不到啊，下次说话还是得过过脑子。
羊驼：当爹的也不行，不管谁来我都照吐不误。
哥们你是有什么癖好么，男儿膝下有黄金啊，这一跪可亏了不少。
网友：这已经不是你的羞耻了，这是你老师的耻辱！分数给你多加了50%还不够2位数。
你这倒霉孩子，还憋了一个大招留给你爸。
这下可以独享一块了，再也没人敢跟你抢吃的。
讲题哪有不先看答案的，高材生就是实在。
对面女生：我先走？还是你先走？
关键是肚子里有没有东西啊。
找不同，你能找到第几关？
图中有个仙女，你能找到吗？
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