英语小故事1一2分钟幽默

许雍馨5065各位帮帮忙,讲些幽默的英语小故事吧故事不要太长,两分钟就可以了,
元娇乔18641188380 ______ A Bad Impression Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a ...

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元娇乔18641188380 ______ After reading an article entitled 'Cigarette Smoking and Your Health' I lit a cigarette to calm my nerves. I smoked with concentration and pleasure as I was sure that this would be my last cigarette. For a whole week I did not smoke at all and during this...

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元娇乔18641188380 ______ Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why ...

许雍馨50651分钟的英语小故事或小笑话?
元娇乔18641188380 ______ 我非常喜欢这篇小文章,推荐给你. A Boy and His Tree 男孩和树 A long time ago, ... This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to ...

许雍馨5065英语幽默故事
元娇乔18641188380 ______ Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… ...

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元娇乔18641188380 ______ The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼的聚会 The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push ...

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元娇乔18641188380 ______ 英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big Head＂Don't listen to them,＂ his mother said, ＂You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes.＂ ＂Where is the shopping bag?＂ ＂I haven't got one-use your ...

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元娇乔18641188380 ______ TheOldCat Anoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewassoold.Onedaytheoldcatsawamouse;shejumpedandcaughtthemouse.Butshecouldnotbiteit;sothemousegotoutofhermouthandranaway,...

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元娇乔18641188380 ______ 1 The old cat 猫 An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse ...

许雍馨5065有没有1 - 2分钟的简单的英文小故事? -
元娇乔18641188380 ______[答案] Ye Gong Hao Long Once apon a time,in the Chu contry there was a man called Ye Gong,he likes dragons very much.His ... and ignoring the actual bad idea,bad style.Through this story,we must discard the theory divorced from reality,bad ideas,,bad style,...