英语小短文幽默

罗战映2639英文短文幽默故事 -
林志刚18369507200 ______[答案] An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it,and received this reply,＂For ...

罗战映2639英语幽默小短文马上.今天下午2点之前要有内容要一分钟内讲完附中文 -
林志刚18369507200 ______[答案] Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “...

罗战映2639英文幽默小短文 -
林志刚18369507200 ______ Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. ＂As long as you're asleep,＂ it read, ＂you have a job. ...

罗战映2639说几个小幽默英语短文
林志刚18369507200 ______ LOVE THE NEIGHBOR. BUT DONT GET CAUGHT 要用心去爱你的邻居 不过不要让她的老公知道

罗战映2639幽默的英语小短文 -
林志刚18369507200 ______ The poor husband 'You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,' the man complained to his friend. 'She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. ...

罗战映2639英语幽默小短文 -
林志刚18369507200 ______ I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它...

罗战映2639英语幽默小短文
林志刚18369507200 ______ Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. ＂ What's in your box?＂ asked the friend. ＂A cat,＂ answered Mrs Brown. ＂You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This ...