英语小笑话简单又短

来源：华夏经纬网

据台湾“中时新闻网”报道民进党在岛内“九合一”县市选举大败，于12月4日召开败选检讨会，并由蔡英文办公室发言人张淳函转述，会议初步就“执政团队要更与台湾人民感同身受，减轻人民负担”、“执政团队必须谦虚以对，‘朝野’降低对抗”等四重点面向聚焦讨论。对此，民进党前民意代表林浊水5日就表示“蔡英文找不到什么像样的大事做，落得虚晃一招，大家失望”，引发讨论。

林浊水在个人社交平台上表示，蔡英文辞党主席后，民进党郑重其事地说要检讨改革，检讨交给郑文灿。“败选，问题有出在政的，这部分党主席和郑检讨行得通吗？”林浊水坦言，“要由两人检讨出大的，新的，对的大政交给台当局包括蔡苏去执行，建立以党领政体制？”林浊水更认为“问题有的部分出在党，但是所谓党，其实是出在蔡英文一人及其亲信权力傲慢而己，现在她己不是党主席了，检什么讨，改什么革？”

林浊水更接着猛轰，“寄望新主席改革，真是无事找事，结果找不到什么像样的大事做，落得虚晃一招，大家失望”，林浊水也质疑，“现在民进党民意代表修‘选罢法’，禁止黑道参选。既剑及履及又具体值得拍手，这不就改革了？”最后林浊水说，“比较起蔡英文敲锣打鼓，召集赖清徳等人马后提的四项‘改革’方案简直是一堆空话，至于郑文灿的检讨方案更不知在哪里”。（来源：华夏经纬网）

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吕发枝18894473828 ______ Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he...

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吕发枝18894473828 ______ 【这是个超冷的笑话】 He said to her, ＂if you don't marry me, I'll die.＂ She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他对她说,“如果你不嫁给我,我就会死.” 她拒绝了他. 六十年以后,他死了.

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