英语2人对话幽默搞笑

沙胖桂4552两人幽默英语对话 -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______[答案] 上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔. 一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产. 他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了. 半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话:你给我的是啥,解药……解药给...

沙胖桂4552求两人的英语对白,经典一点短小一点最好是幽默搞笑一点、然后大家又都熟悉一点的英文对白,比如说加菲猫中的对白等等.最好有中英对照, -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______[答案] You let go?and I'm gonna have to jump in there after you On deck.Rose is crying?and runs past Jack?who is lying on a bench?smoking.She climbs over the ship's railings?and hangs on with her back to t...

沙胖桂4552求英语2人幽默对话~3分钟左右的~要搞笑点的···· -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______ 男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的

沙胖桂4552两人英语搞笑情景对话 -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______ I:I fuck you yestoday You: I went to bed with you yestoday!I:I fuck you girlfriend,oh,very nice, good!You:I fuck you mother!I:You go,my mother is in the company,you go!You:Shit,fuck,you mother is bird dipporite!

沙胖桂4552英语幽默小对话 两人对话,不要太长也不要太短, 一人4到5句即可, 不要拿那些太老的应付 满意加分 -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______ I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂＂I wasn't asleep,＂ ...

沙胖桂4552急需大家帮忙,求一个双人英语搞笑对话先谢谢了 -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______ A Conversation Between two pigs One day ,a pig named Jack was talking with his father John :Jack:Dad!John:What the matter?Jack:Dad,there is a question for you.John:Speak!Jack:If there are two banknotes first is10 doller,second is 5 doller....

沙胖桂4552给我一篇两人英语对话的幽默笑话 -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______ .两个人对话的英语笑话篇1 A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, ＂Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?＂ 一位丈夫对妻子说:“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?” ＂Well,＂ his ...

沙胖桂45522人幽默对话,简单 能翻译成英语的 3或4分钟 -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______ businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. ...

沙胖桂4552跪求一篇简短的两人搞笑英文对话 -
邵桂牧15314786947 ______ A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会. To make the...

沙胖桂4552跪求一篇简短的两人搞笑英文对话
邵桂牧15314786947 ______ 一、 Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顾客:来个热狗. 侍者:很高兴. 顾客:不要,加上芥末. (注:英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思.这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了.怪不得他...