爆笑神评：天天精彩，天天开心！
饭桌上，领导忽然说“帮我去催下菜”，傻子直接去，聪明人这样做
不是所有人都讨厌自己的工作，不信你就看看他
绑匪：“你老婆在我手上，不要报警”。男：“你想干什么？不要伤害她”。绑匪：“一口价，50万”男的略作犹豫：“好吧，那你转过来吧，我的卡号是”
母猩猩追着公猩猩打所以爱情给男人到底带来了什么？
我发现一个新的说话方
生活不容易，珍惜当下都怪小学老师叫我要经常抬头看天[流泪][流泪][流泪]
狗狗们吵架：一狗仔把脚伸出墙外被咬住，它的叫声好惨呐！
该如何高情商地回复？
可爱的手风琴：一个男子在拉“美丽的草原风光无限”
千古绝对：赶紧来试一试！
这个店家是个奇才：停满了车，进去一打听，顾客们都说本来是来加油的
太恶心了，美女伸出脚让男士闻
遇到这种情况你会怎么办？
我最近研究出一个绝招
汉字太神奇：中华文明博大精深！
姐，你哪还招人吗？
动了心的大爷，连称都拿不稳！
哪个瞬间让你觉得非常遗憾呢？
给大家澄清一个事实：这才是科学上真正的身高的黄金区间
华为公司面试题，大家想到办法了吗？
原来童养媳是我自己[流泪][流泪][流泪][流泪]
被骗进去搞传销，朋友们想个办法，我该如何自救？
这到底是什么意思？大家快来发挥聪明才智吧！
某酒店招聘服务人员：评论区留下你的选择！
只能选三样，如果是你，你会选择哪三样？
这时候你会怎么做？
你该怎么做，才能找出买瓶毒药？
朋友们，帮我们取一个群名！
我该怎么去搭讪，才不会让她觉得是骚扰？
什么话其实是骂人的，那听起来特别像夸人的呢？
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