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\n南风已经很久没吃到恋情瓜了,昨天看到有媒体曝光纪凌尘骑电动车带美女回家的视频,我一个鲤鱼打挺支棱了起来。嚯,这哥整得还挺浪漫,这大冷天儿的打个车它不香吗??\n视频里,美女子坐在后座搂着纪凌尘的腰,两人全程有说有笑,俨然一副小情侣的既视感。嗯,应该是谈了吧。\n

\n但是没想到吃瓜群众却集体跑偏,并没有人关心这两人的确切关系、进展如何,第一反应是这俩人没有安全意识哈哈哈哈哈,没戴口罩+没戴头盔+电动车搭载成人违反交通规则。\n

\n这什么奇奇怪怪的热搜词,#纪凌尘头盔#哈哈哈哈,别说了,聪明的交警已经在补罚单了。\n

\n本以为只是个搞笑绯闻,大家笑笑就完事了,结果纪凌尘竟然真的站出来官宣了:嗯,我女朋友。该说不说,抛开纪凌尘这个人的一些感情过往,单看这张健身合照人家俩还是蛮配的。\n

\n最让我存疑的是,纪凌尘这个官宣速度快到我以为是他提前和狗仔大哥串通好的,你前脚爆料,我后脚官宣。\n狗仔大哥年底的kpi有了,纪凌尘也能吃一把不装死有担当敢做敢认的红利,高调到颇有一种“我就是谈恋爱了你们能怎么样吧”的味道?我瞎说的,我就是这么一猜,你们也随便一听。\n

\n伴随着纪凌尘官宣新恋情的声音当然有祝福,但南风看到更多的是嘲讽、谩骂、阴阳怪气。\n很明显纪凌尘低估了互联网的记忆,他曾经那句“你喜欢大海,我爱过你”的渣男语录至今让网友刻骨铭心,这次依然没有放过他哈哈哈哈。\n

\n有些网友更笋更绝,他才刚官宣恋情网友就把分手文案准备好了,网友:你坐过电动车,我爱过你。(造句大师第一名hhhh\n本来官宣恋情是个值得高兴的事儿,害,没想到全网都飘着前女友的消息,搁谁谁心里也不是个滋味儿呗。但纪凌尘能怎么办,只好打不过就加入,他也不气他还自嘲上了:还是记得要带头盔。\n

\n大家怎么阴阳纪凌尘的南风都能理解,可是新女友也跟着被骂得惨兮兮我就觉得这事儿很诡异,尤其是捧着纪凌尘前女友阚清子踩新女友的网友,真的骂人不过脑子吗??打字不用负责任是吗?\n

\n很快,这个看着不是很脸熟的新女友被网友们扒了出来,社交平台、身高体重扒了个底朝天。新女友叫YUNI云希,是一个韩国的职业模特,和纪凌尘还是同行。\n

\n长相甜美可爱,身材高挑纤美,社交平台看着也是个很正常的美女子。\n

\n南风夸一句好看应该也不过分吧??\n

\n但是在很多网友眼里小姐姐啥都好,就是眼瞎,阴阳怪气上了,还有些离谱发言就更不好听了,什么知道是韩国的就放心了,中国的海看完了物色外边儿的了,中国人不骗中国人系列之纪凌尘找了个韩国女朋友……\n

\n还说什么纪凌尘以后只能谈跨国恋了,毕竟中国人不好骗了,笋是真的笋。\n目前南风也没看到这个新女友有什么不好的黑料和过去,就因为和纪凌尘谈了恋爱莫名其妙被全网骂确实还挺无辜的,还说这女的年轻可以耽误几年到三十再分手。\n

\n啊,这,搁你身上你试试??就算你们觉得纪凌尘渣可女孩子没什么错啊,当年纪凌尘和阚清子分手,人家也不是小三,正常谈个恋爱而已真的没必要。\n代入一下,南风真的很难不生气。\n

\n退一步讲,纪凌尘被嘲讽成这样,南风一度怀疑自己当年是错过了什么大瓜吗?所以我立马回去补课,他当年和阚清子具体因何而分手,严谨一些,纪凌尘好像有过出轨绯闻但其实也没有实锤,是这样的吧??\n南风记得好像是有张聊天截图说纪凌尘出轨被阚清子捉j在床,分手了但因为合约还没公布。直到今天,再看这瓜依然劲爆。\n

\n然后还扒出来了纪凌尘出轨的那个女生,貌似是参加过《天使之路》的王艺,和纪凌尘是同行,也是个模特。\n

\n这个女生在互联网上和纪凌尘曾经有过交集,阚清子的朋友圈发文“我的青春喂了狗”,且简介改为“混蛋之路”也有暗示王艺的嫌疑。\n

\n咋看咋像真的,所以大家直接默认王艺拿了小三牌,王艺立马上线否认,说自己背了黑锅。没有实锤的瓜,吃起来总是那么索然无味。\n

\n后面接受采访王艺也否认过,说自己和纪凌尘没有熟到认识他女朋友的那种,更没熟到私下相约。\n

\n再加上阚清子官宣分手时说的“没出轨没捉j没合约真分手”,算是分得很体面了,这些绯闻也跟着尘埃落定。但是纪凌尘可能万万没想到,自己本想走个文艺路线,一不小心却被钉在了渣男耻辱柱上,直到今天都没能洗白。\n

\n其实后来纪凌尘也有解释过,可是无人在意,网友只记得纪凌尘是个忘恩负义的渣男。\n

\n说到纪凌尘忘恩负义,南风就想起那句“世上若无阚清子,何人知你纪凌尘”。网友都觉得纪凌尘是因为和阚清子在一起才被大家认识的,更是靠着阚清子拿了不少圈里资源,又是上快本又是上跨年晚会,结果红了就想跑。\n

\n南风真不是想给纪凌尘说话什么的,就是觉得纪凌尘因为阚清子事业有了起色这事儿是没毛病但也比较片面,有谁敢说,阚清子就没吃到CP红利呢??\n这事儿肯定是互相的,谁沾光多少的问题罢了,阚清子倒不是跟上纪凌尘红了而是这份恋情同样增加了她不少曝光度。\n

\n至于纪凌尘到底出轨没有,阚清子盖棺定论说是没有,抛开纪凌尘在法律上的责任,道德上被骂在大家眼里好像也是情理之中。\n毕竟阚清子不止一次公开表达过想要结婚的念头,而纪凌尘面对阚清子无数次暗示依然不为所动、毫无作为,但凡有点责任心的男生如果没这个想法就应该及时止损,而不是耗到女孩子三十岁再决定。(总结:纪凌尘把阚清子给耽误了\n

\n女孩子的青春没有了,男生正值当年,怎么看都觉得替阚清子可惜。谁也没想到就连名字都那么般配的一对情侣,竟然真的分手了。\n恋爱长跑多年没结婚的,南风身边也有真实案例,我个人觉得是把这个责任全部推给某一方多少有点不公平。\n

\n发誓真不是给渣男洗白,都说旁观者清,但两个人的事情还是他们自己最明白问题出在哪,分手原因肯定也不只是纪凌尘不想结婚,更何况娱乐圈的感情哪是你我这些吃瓜群众能看明白的。\n

\n如今事情过去了这么久,双方也都各自放下早就开始独自美丽,网友倒也真的没必要替他们不值得,打着为阚清子出气的旗号出来辱骂渣男倒也大可不必。(骂归骂,求求别带阚清子出场了\n阚清子本人早就想明白了,她的人生不只有爱情和婚姻,想不明白放不下的反倒是这些吃瓜群众。咱就是说体面分手,各自安好,是娱乐圈所有死去爱情的最好结局。\n

\n现在全网打着阚清子旗号讨伐纪凌尘的行为就跟阚清子被甩了没人要一样,明明不是啊各位醒醒吧。南风没记错的话,阚清子这几年也不止有过一个绯闻男友吧,所以我们就别跟着瞎操心了。\n

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\n谁还不能向前看了,纪凌尘官宣恋情可以调侃可以不祝福,但是带入阚清子的情绪强行委屈甚至冷嘲热讽另一个女孩子真的让人看不下去。谈了个恋爱而已,人家又没做错什么。\n有些网友就喜欢拉着前任出来“送祝福”也不知道是什么毛病,别动不动就给他们cue前任出场了,真的很不礼貌,也是真的膈应人。\n


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