车撞树上你知道拐了赵本山
“一过山海关就找赵本山,跟着本山哥,有房又有车。”这么有一句玩笑话,暴露了赵本山在整个江湖的真实地位!
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再来看赵本山和周润发和刘德华合照时稳居C位,赵本山到底凭什么?
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本山大叔凭什么呢?当然是凭借着多次登上春晚,给我们带来几十部让人哈哈大笑的小品了!
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随着几声“拐了拐了”成功范伟带偏,一句“猪撞树上了,你撞猪上了”让台下观众笑得差点从椅子上滑下来 ,经典台词“双脚离地,智商占领高地”让大家调侃到现在,本山大叔的幽默和实力也是大家公认的!
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再看这几年,我们的黑土大叔好像消失了一样,很多人都说本山大叔被封杀了 ,其实不然,本山大叔对于外面的谣言一概不容忍,亲自下场辟谣,表示只是自己年纪大了,只好退居一线带徒弟,市场就留给年轻人吧!
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这话一出,大家也不敢乱猜了,毕竟本山大叔可不是像在小品里那样和善,该有的掌门人威严还是存在的!
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本山大叔带徒弟并不像小品中那么搞笑,而是相当严肃,为何说他严肃,门下弟子没有一个敢造次,当时他在东北带徒弟时,成龙,冯小刚都得站旁边等着,等本山大叔结束了 ,才敢上去搭话,不过本山大叔的良苦用心还真是起到了作用!
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老话诚不欺我,都说严师出高徒,在赵本山的严厉要求下,他的弟子个个都还挺争气,丫蛋,王金龙,王小利,宋小宝,小沈阳这些人,在本山大叔的流量加持和力捧下,那混得是红的发紫!
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可是好景不长,本想着名师出高徒,可谁知在了解他弟子的现状后,却让人摇头,人生啊,唯一不变的就是时刻变化!
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本山的徒弟们并没有像本山一样,捞金捞的手软,而是有人回家务农,有人街头卖菜,更有人走错路,心酸演唱“铁窗泪”。
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小沈龙and小沈阳
大家看到小沈龙的名字,就觉得这人谁啊,不认识啊,虽然他的名气不如小沈阳,但他能进入本山大叔的团队,却是因为小沈阳,因为他跟小沈阳太像!
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本山大叔看着跟自家徒弟这么像的“戴小龙”,就直接收入麾下,小沈龙原名:戴小龙,他的被发现也就是因为一直模仿小沈阳,本山大叔看着这个年轻人,仿佛也看见了自己年轻的时候,人穷但是志不短,满脸的倔强,让人心疼,于是小沈龙成为他的第65个弟子。
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在赵本山的帮助下,小沈龙逐渐有了点名气,也上过几次舞台,钱,还被大导演邀请拍摄《杨光的新生活》等多部作品,也曾自己执导过电影,小沈龙的人生也逐渐变得好了起来!生活质量嘎嘎往上涨!
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看到这,大家都会觉得这个穷小子运气好,不费吹灰之力就躺赢了,但是事情的发展并不是想象中这么美好,按照小沈龙的这个名气和发展现状,以后在本山大叔吃肉的时候,他绝对能喝上汤,还能带点肉渣。
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他却摇身一变成为天桥下的乞丐,这是怎么回事?原来是他不甘心做普通的小品演员了,转身做起了网红,为了在众多妖魔鬼怪中脱颖而出,他靠着坚持睡在天桥下,博得大家的眼球,制造一些匪夷所思的热点话题!
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视频中他表示他自己穷得只剩下一床被子,只能在天桥下睡觉!
面对这样的操作,虽然小编不理解,但是网友们确实开始关注他了,也会疑问,他是不是故意卖惨?想要关注,然后带货?
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就在大家吃瓜的同时,他又开始作妖了,在抖音这样的大平台上跟人打pk,谁知打着打着他的赌注变成了“输的哪一方的老婆要给客人洗脚!”
不出意外,他输了,老婆被他命令给别人洗脚!
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这样的操作真的是没谁了,想洗脚自己去洗呀,想出名,自己把洗脚水喝了不就有关注了,何必为难女人?抖音官方差点没封杀他。
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而他自己也因为这事败光了路人缘,人气下降的更厉害了!要小编说这都是该!
而他的师哥小沈阳还真是他的好榜样,火了之后,转身就傍上国师张艺谋去拍电影了,你说你一个扭秧歌的,你会拍什么电影?
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果不其然,拍的电影一部比一部烂,可以说是拍了个寂寞!
当时的因为这些烂片,小沈阳被骂的狗血淋头,但是他还是丝毫不改,丝毫不管赵本山多次说他不要拍烂片,不要把自己路子走死了,可这个150斤的小沈阳仿佛有149斤的逆骨,说什么都不听,执意要恰烂饭。
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不出所料,在小品界被后来居上的宋小宝拍在沙滩上,在影视界也被撵走,毕竟名声太臭,影响票房,没人敢用他!
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小品界和影视界都不要他了,小沈阳只好解甲归田,去拍拍广告综艺什么的,如果这样他能知足也就好了,他的谜之操作又开始了!退居一线的小沈阳多次公开在公众场合开黄段子,微博整“私密视频!”,这样的他没被封杀就算不错了!
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赵四刘能
“左手六,右手七,左肩高,右肩低,双脚划圈”开始走!随着《乡村爱情》这部东北喜剧开播,这两句台词让人经常挂在嘴边,咱们都知道这是本山大叔倾情出演,所有很多人都为了本山大叔追剧,但是却被象牙山的一对卧龙凤雏吸引了!
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赵四刘能,当代年轻人的电子身份证,不管是夸一个人还是骂一个人大家都会脱口而出“你丫的是刘能吧!”
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赵四和刘能俩兄弟,在乡村爱情里面可真是一对欢喜冤家,他俩作为赵本的徒弟,本来是没有资格演电视的,但是赵本山还是带上了自己徒弟,有好处肯定先想着自己弟子嘛!
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可这俩卧龙凤雏并没有明白师傅的良苦用心,现实生活处处顶撞师傅。据说赵本山在盛怒之下,差点把刘能的扮演者王小利逐出师门,这究竟是怎么回事?
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王小利是赵本山最早的徒弟,可以说是最得宠的弟子,他在2000年就加入了本山的团队,就像他在乡村爱情里的人设一样,他在团队中那绝对是:出头的鸟,不过他是因为表现好而出头!
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王小利跟着赵本山兢兢业业的演小品,以及电视剧,可以说是言听计从,赵本山也是打心里喜欢这个光头的徒弟,可是呀,不知从什么时候就变了,看着自己的师弟小沈龙开始直播,王小利也加入直播行业。
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而且王小利也觉得按照自己的人气比师弟那强的肯定不是一点两点,随便一播,再随便讲讲自己和师傅之间的事情,流量就迅速来了,王小利看着每天几百万的佣金收入,那乐的不知道哪个脚朝前走,平时哪能赚这么多钱?
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站在风口上的猪逐渐被风吹的越来越远,而赵本山也注意到徒弟的不对劲,刚开始对小品的热情,这会全没了,本山大叔发怒了,一气之下将他踢出了《乡村爱情13》!
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传言师徒不再是师徒,可胳膊扭不过大腿,王小利还是屈服了,当众直播和师父道歉,赵本山也当众原谅了这个大徒弟,想必他以后也不敢造次了!
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但王小利对于小品的热爱肯定是不复存在的,为了圈钱度日而已!
有卧龙的地方必然有凤雏,前脚摆平了王小利,后脚“赵四”的 扮演者刘小光就出事了。
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大家看着刘小光就会觉得他是天生的喜剧人,长得太像扫把星了,当初赵本山把他收到队伍里,是因为刘小光家世的原因,刘小光是老农民的儿子,家里穷得揭不开锅,父母都还生着重病,赵本山的收徒行为,可以说是救了这一大家子,在赵本山的雪中送炭中,刘小光终于站起来!
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可是站起来后,并没有所谓的知恩图报,反倒是让赵本山脸上无光,为何?因为这个凤雏吃喝嫖赌样样占全!
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且不说狗仔多次拍到他跟女模特出入酒店,跟粉丝撩骚,喝酒赌钱了,就连交警都在社交平台上公开处刑,作为公众人物,肇事逃逸的事没少干!
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刚开始赵本山还会劝说几句,时间长了也管不了了,毕竟这样的人以后会不会进牢里喝稀饭还是未知呢,别把自己带下水就行了!
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最近这几年在电视上是看不到他了,不过在抖音小编倒是经常看到他在卖9.9的鸭脖子,有时也会看见他发的视频显示自己在农村种菜,卖菜!美名其曰:自己是农民的儿子,永远不会忘本!
但也有消息说他被逐出师门了,真假不知,只是感觉这是他应得!
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说完前几位,大家可能觉得自己的三观被震碎了,本以为是穷小子们的逆袭,没想到竟是癞蛤蟆被打回原形。接下来要说的这位,可以说是欺师灭祖了 ,当时曹云金被驱逐出门的时候,赵本山带着点讥笑说都是郭德纲的问题,是个郭德纲没有教好徒弟,郭德纲并不恼,只是说了句“过几年你再看看你的徒弟!”
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2过了几年,欺师灭祖的徒弟还真来了,娇娇,当时赵本山的女徒弟很少,对于女徒弟,赵本山一旦收进来那就是相当的照顾,就说这娇娇,那赵本山对她还真是“娇”,当时她被跟着赵本屁股后面一直求着进门拜师,赵本山一个心软收下了
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借助于赵本山在东北的势力加上娱乐圈相声圈的影响,娇娇很快就被大家熟知,名气一度超过其他弟子!
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大家都知道中赵本山带徒弟肯定也需要成本,所以他建立了公司,本山传媒!
本山传媒这个平台成就的大佬们可不少,娇娇也在其中,可就是她火了之后。第一件事就是踹了这个平台,一副老娘天下第一,谁都不靠的样子,多次公开处刑赵本山,说自己的一切不幸都是赵本山造成的!自己离婚和被封杀都是拜自己亲爱的师父所赐!
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在直播中娇娇哭得那是带雨梨花,可这边的本山大叔却丝毫不care,你说你的我做我的,这个徒弟就当没了吧!
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但是娇娇并未罢休,接下来的每一场直播都是抱怨,都是咒骂赵本山,时间长了大家也摸透了她的想法,蹭热度,让大家可怜的打赏他一点钱!
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但这种不忠不义之人,又有谁会可怜呢?无疑是大家茶余饭后的笑料而已,看到大家不买账后。她又开始炒作卖菜了,只是在卖菜时,那妆容和造型更让人作呕,发际线画得跟水墨画似的!
看看赵本山的这些徒弟,不得不唏嘘,人啊!知足常乐,懂得感恩,低调行事,方可走得稳!
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廉筠些19112131621 ______ 我家有头老母猪啊,黑底白花的,早上打开圈门以每小时80迈的速度向前疯跑,逛荡!! 撞树上死了, 请问为什么? 答:因为猪的脑筋不会急转弯!~
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廉筠些19112131621 ______ 宋丹丹:“6年没见,听说小崔你忧郁了?” 赵本山:“他那脸,过去是哭笑不得的,现在是紧急集合的.” …… 宋丹丹:“我们这回是搭专机来的,我这貂皮大衣4万多块.女人,就要对自己下手狠一点.” &nbs p; 赵本山:“专机?对,坐拉砖的拖拉机过来的,她那衣服40块钱一天租的,我这才10块.” …… 宋丹丹:“上次在老人院唱歌,刚唱了一首,七个老头晕了六个,剩下一个院长握着我的手说:别人唱歌要钱,他唱歌是要命.” 赵本山:“你呢?上精神病院演讲,一天一夜,效果那叫一个好啊,病人全出院了,可医生都疯了.” 只记住这些比较经典的了,这两天央视有重播,你可以再看一遍.