你爸爸对《水浒传》的人物，了解的真是细致。
你真是救命小天使，不接受七天无理由退货哦。
小朋友这字写的是真棒，现在的数学题都可以用语文来回答了吗？嗯，嗯。
真是一步错步步错，感觉小朋友快要挨揍了。
在护士面前不用装大款，你应该去医院收费处装大款。
难道女生叫装空调？应该是表白成功了，不然空调也装不上呀。
你问她为什么随便拿你的报告？
看来什么样的问题都可以用关你屁事和关我屁事来解决。
狗分为舔狗和狗两种分类。
每次没钱的时候，我都觉得这个世界是不真实的，毕竟在梦中，我真的是个有钱人。
你的金链子真是耀眼，不知道吃人参娃娃可以长生不老吗？
这是画了两只小老鼠吗？
看来袁隆平爷爷真是让你们吃的太饱了。
给女生拍照怎么可以不用美图秀秀？
因为天高皇帝远，毕竟将军有兵权。
你怎么知道鳄鱼三年不吃东西都不会被饿死，你没看到它嘴里储藏的那些食物吗？
文化人谈恋爱，也需要先把历史学好，不然是不是分手都不知道。。
肯定王思聪家更有实力，毕竟他买得起卫衣。
只是钓鱼，这位大哥没必要那么较真儿。
当一天皇上，我会醉生梦死的过。
不交，你能咋地？
这马赛克打的实在有点敷衍，好歹保护一下大哥的隐私。
你不会是在鞋里撒尿了吧？
这种情况下，爸爸也不知道怎么救你，不过可以提前帮你在医院安排个床位。
人类的事都归屎壳郎，谁都不能抢。
你是看不起女人吗？为什么不带女人一起喝酒？
神回复：爷爷说这是祖上传下来的，非常神秘，这到底什么东西？
就怕到女儿国剧终，所以导演才不会让你去。
你得给我301信箱的钥匙呀，不然还得喊开锁公司。
你确定后面的是邮轮不是航空母舰吗？
舅舅没对你喊八个鸭路就不错了。
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