逗人开心又撩人的打油诗
人人心中一丘田,各自耕耘不得闲。
大曾老师的漫画和打油诗又来了!
生动又有趣,充满哲理,
绝对值得一读!
过去岁月不可追,
未来日子你别催。
莫愁身外七八事,
且尽眼前两三杯。
仿佛昨天还谈爱,
转眼青春就不在。
当年那个万人迷,
如今已成老太太。
没事喝杯酒,有闲下盘棋。
醉里乾坤大,输赢都不急。
院里种架葫芦,
手中拿把茶壶。
心底啥都明白,
嘴上却说糊涂。
人人心中一丘田,
各自耕耘不得闲。
惟有撒下知足种,
收获快乐最值钱。
经常头碰墙,
唉哟我的娘。
生活不容易,
何必总逞强。
人到中年万事休,
却道天凉好个秋。
进退得失全看透,
名利当作粪土丢。
饱谙世事懒开口,
看破人情频点头。
几人悟透此中妙,
无心惹来万千愁。
生活本多苦,需要梦来补。
何时可成真,心头不再堵。
煞费苦心名利场,
到头其实是白忙。
人死化作青烟去,
也就悼词多几行。
他人做官何必攀,
手中无财岂可贪。
于我而言千万事,
所求不过惟平安。
往事如烟随风过,
何必计较对与错。
且将得失一边丢,
笑看红尘起与落。
年少荒唐已不再,
如今都成下酒菜。
老来无事细细嚼,
一个故事一片钙。
自古人生多遗憾,
惟有智者巧妙看。
且将八九抛脑后,
一二记心长相伴。
岁月匆匆人易老,
闲来爱往山中跑。
抛却世间万千事,
只把岭上白云扫。
岁月如梭人易老,
何苦天天寻烦恼。
活在世上一分钟,
就要开心六十秒。
岁月如梭急匆匆,
名利诱人忽西东。
多少时光悄悄过,
转眼到老皆空空。
莫道山高月自小,
海阔不过地一角。
要知人在世上走,
也就算只小小鸟。
处世之道本无奇,
多交朋友少树敌。
开心切忌小心眼,
待人还须大肚皮。
往事终将成烟,
时过就得翻篇。
如果总是纠结,
人生哪有晴天。
一条大河向东流,
滔滔江水皆闲愁。
我敬往事三杯酒,
岁月何曾可回头。
心宽总无忧,名利一边丢。
常邀知己饮,不醉不罢休。
每天心神定,身体没毛病。
日子开心过,还怨什么命。
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