50个沙雕睡前小故事

乜畅叶3726民间故事很有趣,请讲几个关于“傻姑爷”的民间笑话? -
段伯质18449937722 ______ 傻姑爷拜年——胡搂菜 在我老家有句歇后语:傻姑爷拜年——胡搂菜.说起这句歇后语,还有一段笑话呢. 说的是从前村里有个精明能干的姑娘,偏偏摊上个傻姑爷.两口子新婚第一年,傻姑爷跟媳妇回娘家给老丈人、老丈母娘拜年.这大过...

乜畅叶3726跪求80~100字的英语小幽默故事,带翻译! -
段伯质18449937722 ______ 是个短的幽默小故事,很简单的那种哦~~ Look at the sky One day , Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school . Suddenly , he stopped and raised his head high . He kept looking at the sky . It lasted two minutes . A woman passed by . she ...

乜畅叶3726给我5个英语幽默故事,附加中文(50字内!) -
段伯质18449937722 ______ “ Yes, here it is, young man. ” The young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man. But when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it. “ Does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man. “ Sure! Just shake ...

乜畅叶3726请给我一些幽默英语小故事.(一篇10句左右) -
段伯质18449937722 ______ I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感...

乜畅叶3726我要50字小故事
段伯质18449937722 ______ 第一百个客人 中午尖峰时间过去了,原本拥挤的小吃店,客人都已散去,老板正要喘口气翻阅报纸的时候,有人走了进来.那是一位老奶奶和一个小男孩. 「牛肉汤饭一碗要多少钱呢?」奶奶坐下来拿出钱袋数了数钱,叫了一碗汤饭,热气腾...

乜畅叶3726讲一个好笑的笑话50字左右 -
段伯质18449937722 ______ 一日曹操和刘备煮酒论英雄.外面乌云密布、电闪雷鸣、风雨交加.二人小酌了几杯,刘备忽然放了个响屁,十分尴尬.刘备正窘迫,只听身后关羽坦然地说道:“诸位莫见怪,屁从羽(雨)中来!”关羽话音刚落,一旁的赵云跨前一步道:...

乜畅叶3726几个搞笑小尾巴.要故事的.谢谢~
段伯质18449937722 ______ 小双゜:昨天去买烟,买了包20的,给了老板50块钱,找我了40,我装兜里,就走了,没走多远,老板叫我:你烟没拿,我感动了,拿出10元给老板:你多找我10元.老板楞了一下,说:小伙子,把烟给我,我给你包真的.我不禁留下了感动的泪水,老板,你把刚才那张50给我,我给你换一张真的.老板接过50块钱,感动了:小伙子,刚才找你的钱,拿过来,我给你换成真的.我再一次被感动,从口袋里拿出一部手机:老板,手机还你.老板热泪盈眶,颤抖着从兜里拿出一个钱包,小伙子,下次,看好钱包呀..多么感人的一件事情呀.

乜畅叶3726有没有英文版的小笑话或哲理小故事? -
段伯质18449937722 ______ man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, can...