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刘性侨1867谁能告诉我一个短点的英语笑话,还要翻译?
柴战盾15144596494 ______ Three Reasons Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round. Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so! 三条理由来源: www.Yeeyi.net 老师:斯通,说出三条理由来证明地球是圆的. 斯通:妈妈是这么说的,爸爸是这么说的,你也是这么说的

刘性侨1867帮我找一篇英语笑话 -
柴战盾15144596494 ______ 英语笑话翻译集锦 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the ...

刘性侨1867关于新年的英语笑话
柴战盾15144596494 ______ New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one ...

刘性侨1867翻译一个英语笑话 -
柴战盾15144596494 ______ --你听说过一个女人喜欢别人叫她家庭主妇的吗?--她嫁给了一个富有的商人,叫麦修J.豪斯

刘性侨1867提供些简单的英语笑话吧? -
柴战盾15144596494 ______ Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's. ＂What's the matter with you＂,asked the doctor. ＂I have been broken all!＂,said the fool . ＂Broken all,what's it mean?＂,the doctor was surprised. Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:＂...

刘性侨1867求英语简短小笑话 -
柴战盾15144596494 ______ He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

刘性侨1867简单的英语小笑话 -
柴战盾15144596494 ______ man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, can...

刘性侨1867求一篇简短的英语笑话
柴战盾15144596494 ______ Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你弟弟好吗? 约翰尼:他害病卧床了.他受了伤. 汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿? 约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.

刘性侨1867求英语小笑话 -
柴战盾15144596494 ______ 给你两篇 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, ＂Congratulations, you got twins.＂ The man said ＂How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins....

刘性侨1867帮我找5则笑话,是英文的但要有中文翻译
柴战盾15144596494 ______ 1.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, ...