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衡宇 发自 凹非寺
量子位 | 公众号 QbitAI
头上长Vision Pro出现人传人现象，这是伦敦街头上演的最新一幕：
秉承着“既然要刺激，那就贯彻到底”的原则，这位小哥一身休闲西装，头戴Vision Pro，遛着自家机器小狗，成为最亮眼的显眼包。
面前有个小台阶时，小哥还朝机器狗伸了伸手，仿佛在对自己（没毛的）毛孩子说，小心哦～
充满未来感的赛博遛狗画面，给了大伙儿更多灵感——
连表情包都该及时加上Vision Pro的元素，更新换代了。
比如这张经典“男友回头”，当他戴上Vision Pro看不存在的美女时，旁边女士的表情都更耐人寻味了一点。
出街最靓单品，只有更离谱
最出名的玩家应该是这位开特斯拉的哥子，上演了一出“戴着Vision Pro出街，启动FSD Beta在前面飞飞，警车在后面追追”。
好家伙，一时间竟分不清这到底是Vision Pro还是特斯拉FSD的软广（doge）。
实际上这个操作的危险程度，说是命悬一线也不为过，大家珍惜生命，请勿模仿。
都有人戴着Vision Pro开自动驾驶了，那戴着Vision Pro边过马路边玩应用，岂不是妥妥的基操？
比如这位大哥，遵守交通规则，但遵守得不多：
过马路时虽然规矩地行走在斑马线上，可是中途数次停下来，在空中划动左手，外人也不知道是在操作什么。
相比之下，这位坐在纽约地铁车厢戴着Vision Pro认真工作的朋友，就要安全得多。
有人说这是一个疯狂的举动，但许多年前的人们也曾认为“在地铁上戴耳机是一个疯狂的举动”。
emmmm，可能世界上的事就是一个疯狂的循环吧……
有了Vision Pro，出街的方式没有最离谱只有更离谱。
再注意看这个男人，在草坪上对周围空气大打出手。好怪，忍不住再看两眼。
感觉与其在公园草坪上练习武术，他更需要的，应该是迪士尼解决VR移动受限的魔法地毯holotile？
（迪士尼赶紧给我打钱）
还有戴着Vision Pro晨跑的：
戴着Vision Pro外出吃饭的：
戴着Vision Pro健身的：
世界之大， 无奇不有。
有见多识广的网友在视频底下留言，觉得很快就会见惯不怪啦！
想当年，蓝牙通话还没流行的时候，一个人边走路边“自言自语”也会被觉得是在发癫。
表情包都得更新换代了
都说艺术来源于生活，没买到的网友们也可以加入Vision Pro元素的表情包创作。
摘下Vision Pro，最终效果好像跟戴着潜泳镜躺在沙滩晒了个日光浴，没啥太大区别？
当等待中的男人戴上Vision Pro，等待的概念都发生了改变。
戴着Vision Pro的老爸拍拍孩子肩膀，说道：“孩子，总有一天，这一切都会是你的！”
实际上呢？虚拟世界十分富有，现实世界家徒四壁。
总之，中心思想仿佛就如下图所示。
以前没有Vision Pro，人们是酿婶的；有了Vision Pro，人们就是酱婶的了！
One More Thing
其实，有了Vision Pro后一切的一切，在《辛普森一家》（The Simpsons）中早有“预言”。
请看VCR——
参考链接[1]https://twitter.com/zacalsopp/status/1754208772480782741?s=46&t=iTysI4vQLQqCNJjSmBODPw%E2%80%98
[2]https://twitter.com/ButikoferSimon/status/1753717539216195641?s=20[3]https://twitter.com/pessimistsarc/status/1753988553652994397?s=46&t=iTysI4vQLQqCNJjSmBODPw— 完 —
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靳薛河15355881969 ______[答案] Anyone in America heard of The Simpsons. It's an animated 'sitcom' that's been running on Fox for the past18 years. It's possibly the longest running animated sitcom of all time. ＂The Simpsons Movie＂, is witty,fast paced, touching, hugely entertaining...
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