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1.滑雪者抱着一只羊,这只羊会终身难忘吧。

2.哈巴狗的脸说明了一切,惊讶的样子太可爱了。

3.新的超级英雄团队,天蛾人、蝙蝠侠。

4.这个游乐场被猫咪占领了。

5.大狗背着小狗看热闹,太可爱了。

6.几头狮子围着车子虎视眈眈,车子里面的人在投喂生肉。

7.这样撑伞真是霸气侧漏了。

8.露营的时候,衣服都被野猪拖走了,这可怎么办?

9.书中自有黄金屋,书中自有颜如玉。

10.贪吃的大象把厨房拆了。

11.背着猫咪去散步,小猫好像小孩一样好奇地到处看。

12车后玻璃贴了恐怖贴纸是治远光狗,还是用来吓人呢?

13.很特别的服务台,好像一个大汤锅。

14.外国网友发现一只驼鹿因为下大雪迷路闯进了地下室。

15.这个马桶有点特别,不知道用来做什么的。

16.小丑抚摸小马,小马的眼睛有点特别。

17.真人伪装的汽车座位,就是有点胖,再瘦一点就好了。

18.小哥在户外弹琴,一群长尾猴来捣乱。

19.驴拉车见多了,人用车拉驴还是第一次见。

20.不要在地板上撒尿,否则我们会剪掉蛋蛋。

21.拯救超大蜜蜂王。

22.两个困极了的“相扑选手”倒头就睡。

23.这是一张奇怪的照片。

24.一群羊造成交通拥堵了。

25.带着一只公鸡去网吧玩游戏。

26.传说中的蘑菇猫

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