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老师，麻烦您戴上眼镜
比喻太形象了！哈哈
这判决太奇葩了！
元素周期表51号是啥元素？谁能告诉我？答案可以发在评论区。
光注意菜了，没看到表。
[捂脸]
你以为是脑筋急转弯啊？
这个建议太好了！我同意！
太狠了！幸亏成了前任。
谁说不是呢？哈哈哈
丈母娘和婆婆是提高生育率的绊脚石。
咳嗽一声拉一裤子，咳嗽一声拉一裤子……爸爸太可怜了！哈哈哈
女人的身体确实很神奇，特别是最后一条。
南宁，宁夏；江苏，苏州……你再说一个？
哈哈哈，那个女孩是不是成了你嫂子？
你说说看。
你知道6馍啥意思？抠在评论区吧！
女秘书发的信息是什么意思？你能猜到吗？抠在评论区，比比谁的正确。
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