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出生六年了才知道，这个世界上还有一顿饭叫早饭，幽默段子笑喷了
头条那些段子
2023年12月16日
“算命”这个段子太精彩了，真是人才，你细品，很有趣的段子。
是你啊忆言
02月15日
“谁是小偷”？绕一半天都没明白，看懂的是高手，幽默段子乐开怀
聪明麻酱
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02月07日
“相亲”女方的四连问男方的回答太犀利
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