结婚了，大家觉得我们两个怎么样。
很好奇是哪家外卖这么好吃
老弟的作业被狗撕了，看他哭的多伤心
在古代打仗的时候，突然拉肚子，能不能等对方拉完再战斗？
年的数据是怎么得来的？
究竟是谁深夜扫走鸿星尔克吴老板的小黄车？
老板对他亲儿子都没这么大方过。
在年月的大地震中，日本的这条道路几乎完全沿着其中心线被撕开
珠穆朗玛峰登顶那么难，人为啥不直接从飞机上降落珠峰？
走的时候你可不是这么说的
我女朋友怀孕了，特别爱吃螺蛳粉，这对孩子有什么影响吗？
“无意中在女同事车上发现的，这是用来干嘛的？”网友们内涵了！哈哈哈
大象：今天不把各位屎踩出来，算你夹得紧！
我把车借给同事了，如果发生交通事故，我会承担什么责任？
怎么反驳「你行你上啊」的逻辑？
有没有学道士的，我感觉我的三魂七魄少了一魄，怎么办？
搞不懂方便面蔬菜包里为什么会有枸杞。我都他妈的吃方便面了还要养生吗？
老妈快回来了，这怎么办？很急！
我在外面喝酒，跟别人打起来了，身上被砍了刀，到现在怎么办？
世界上最卑微的八个字应该是什么？
如何踩单车更快
如何戒掉说脏话的人
我这个长相到底应该怎么形容？最好四个字概括
差的有点多呀！
皮友们，我想买下腾讯大概要多少钱？
女朋友是去舞蹈队的，我压力是不是会很大？
大晚上的给我笑si了
如果你死了，你想给自己的墓碑写上什么话？
本人大四小仙女，周围的姐们都脱单了！
这是我见过最硬核的标语了！
激动人心的时刻，让这个网友转化为一则笑话。
家里来了个安装空调的师傅，非要这样操作，请问我该怎么办？
怎么才可以吧梳子卖给和尚？
来聊：女朋友和自己交往的时候和别的男生去旅行，开一间房是什么心
新买的，但是这根带子是干什么用的？
哪里来的资本？
如果你正在拉屎时，被歹徒捅了一刀，那么问题来了，此时你是先拉完，还是先追歹徒？
严重怀疑家里有鬼！
这是什么套路啊？
可以换门锁吗？
一个破抽烟机，你升什么级别啊？
昨天我就发个帖子说我m，你们还嘲讽我？
到你小区门口了，快递给你放保安亭？
喜得一子，姓许！五行缺水帮忙取个名字。要霸气的
有一个喜欢陪你一起打游戏的女朋友，是一种怎样的体验？
手动削铅笔比较好！
驾驶员科目一的考试内容，那个答案是错误的
为什么不点的永远都是对抗路？
这样问是啥意思？
问号里面应该填什么正确的答案，请你们来算一算。
一去了二也去了，和一食二鸟
【穿越火线这么不要e了么？还出了个性道具？
如果有机会可以为母亲拍一部电影，你会叫什么？
垃圾公司。
最后信屁股一次，来起个名字，本人姓宋，幸得一女，需要一个温柔大方的名字！
都七圈了，工作人员还是不舍得送给你吗？
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银行人员却告诉我银行没有这么多钱？
怎么让队友知道我韩信全皮肤
天渊之别
一定是别人干的
水一百度能开，人一百度能埋
重新温故一下流程，别搞忘了
拜托了朋友们！
有人知道这个是什么吗，好像在哪里见过？
怎么？难道我驾驭得不好吗？让你印象这么深刻？
怎么办啊，是不是该提分手了
高中开学的第一天，发现讲课的女老师很漂亮。
包公因为什么把展昭sl
我需要你跟着我！
兄弟，你快点起来给姑娘让个座位吧，人家都眼巴巴的看你半天了
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