断杆好丢人的
为什么企鹅那么抗冻，还不是装备太强了。
假如世界上没有脏话存在，会发生什么？
知识问答：为什么石头做成的船不会沉
现在你知道该追哪一个了吧？
“这玩意狗都不吃”笑出声强大
打着奶嗝的玛丽苏霸道总裁
学生自习课拿一体机看电影，全班拒不承认谁放的，无监控，我该怎么处理？
上古时代的破烂沙雕都懒得用的，现在开卖了，坑一波喜欢情怀的玩家
他老公来了？
开聊，原来小丑竟是我自己
这样的关系会不会有点“暧昧”了。
我知道你可能不太想跟我走，但如果我穿了渔网袜的话呢？
一直弄不懂一个问题他们干仗的时候为什么一定要先把自己的招式喊出来？
我就想问一下三天一条烟算烟大吗？这还有救吗？
啥？这怎么弄的，我怎么不知道
谈个女朋友怎么那么难？没有钱啥也别提。
真的像是各种剩菜
我听说近亲结婚会影响下一代的智力，那为什么我爸和我妈结婚了？我的智力有问题吗？
售价确实很难达到全国统一。
你先证明你是个女的
猜一个谜底，谁能猜一下？
我说怎么这么眼熟
我知道你家的密码
兄弟们提肛真的有用吗？
现在的人都不干活了么
这票要买吗？
最后他俩会说什么，谁能接个有意思的结局。
我都行，能找到老婆就不错了，我不挑
“以前不理解为啥养鳄龟，直到打开新世界！”背甲无敌了！哈哈哈
你二姐还在后悔，你一岁怎么没带你去江边玩
为什么我点了一份外卖，有两个骑手接单啊？
实习生被劝退了。
你下班后，我打算袭警吗？
看个病还得靠学历吗？
你们开车跑到都多少转速，老感觉转速有点高
破了都不能用了
我们学校的上下铺
啊，这个药外敷啊？
士可杀不可辱。
谁能告诉我我的手机咋了？
名次不重要，重在参与。
隐约间觉得这些人好眼熟
十年前的网络热词你还记得哪些？
我也没那么反感传奇了
这种情况应该怎么办？
哥，你还记得我吗？我是你弟弟呀！…
在沙漠，为何遇到渴s的驺驼不能上前触碰？碰了会有严重后果吗？
我真的再也不想坐火车了
亲戚来了，笨蛋男生只会说多喝热水。
拿万人民币，到世界上最落后的国家，会不会是富豪？
千杯不醉的人就是今晚的赢家。
不是，这都已经飞上天了他的蛛丝是粘在什么东西上？
要开始打暑假工了，进厂需要注意什么？
他瞧不起我素颜，我瞧不起他没钱，第天化了妆他还是没钱。
宝贝，你小时候妈妈打过你吗？
英国人：你感觉你很幽默？
你躺在地上，谁叫都别吭声
请叫我美女。
我怀疑lrh经历过什么。哈哈
女：你就是想睡我！该怎么回答啊？
失去的就不要再惦记了，把握将来才是最重要的。
苹果还是十三香
地铁的这个座，坐会儿能拉一宿
你的想法很危险！
这个门是干嘛用的？
千万不要拉完屎直接洗澡，不要为了省那点破纸。
第一颗水晶换谁比较好大半夜纠结死我了
男生会什么技能才可以让女生眼前一亮？
五万块钱也发朋友圈炫耀吗。
神回复：以前贷款买车的你，现在会后悔吗？
当年曹操如果真的听信扁鹊的话，进行开颅手术，他最后能统一三国吗？
只想陪你一辈子
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