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最近网上流行晒婚纱照

而且还得是十几二十年前的

因为只有那个时候的婚纱照

才会存在这种非凡的审美

和相当前卫的艺术理念

我等俗人领悟不了

只能看个乐呵~

01

先上一张还算正常的开开胃

我们看到新娘躺在草地亲近大自然

而新郎用他发达又不太明显的

肱二头肌和大长腿

踹开了蓝天白云

亲在了新娘的嘴上

看不懂这是在表达什么意思

就算地心引力反转

从此以后用手走路了

我也还是要吻你？

02

中式礼服配皮鞋西裤

更奇葩的是这腾空的姿势

……

可能是从来没见过

跳起来这么像蛤蟆的人吧

新娘都看呆了

03

哪个女人小时候没梦想过

被白马王子踏着七彩祥云来接

这不，他来了

想问问新郎

真的不介意跟新娘的这身高差

和毛茸茸的大长腿吗

04

哪个男人没幻想过左拥右抱呢

这不，你也实现了

恐怕这爱除了沉重

还有点黏糊糊啊

不过看老公是“乐在其中”的

05

你以为男人都是婚后才开始

发福掉发的吗

错了

拍婚纱照的那天就开始了

这照片挂在婚房里

老婆每天都拔拔拔

可不得掉光光嘛

06

据当事人自己描述

亲戚说拍得像

重病少爷娶新娘冲喜一样

其实也还好吧

因为下边这张才是真的炸裂

午夜梦回时刻

一想到今天这张图

我得在心里双手合十

07

我不懂

那个年代怎么这么流行拿枪

像是被抢亲

然后拿出枪来剿灭整个山头

也非常适合当迎宾照

不交份子钱就突突了你们

08

刷到一张俄罗斯人的婚纱照

看着倒下的群演和被染红的白纱

我仿佛明白了

爱情就是一场腥风血雨

看吧

我说不交份子钱会被突突了吧

09

还有自带道具翻花绳的

这不是翻出来个大茅缸吗

10

想拍一组海边系列的照片

摄影师说可以拍出

落难的美人鱼即视感

有一天我大外甥

一语戳破这个梦幻的泡泡

老公来得再晚一点

人就得凉凉了……

11

我不明白

我也看不懂

这是在干嘛啊

验货吗哈哈哈哈哈

到底是谁想出来的pose啊

这尺度放在今天得被404

12

还有这个

像是给大运摩托做的广告

ps功底和想象力

都突破了天际

如果销量不错的话

可以考虑做婚礼的头车

13

这张还算是稍微正常点

直到我开始疑惑新郎去哪了

直到我看到树上那个跟猴儿一样的

……说不下去了你们自己看

摄影师是怎么说服新郎的？

男人这样拍婚纱照才最帅？

不上树拍婚纱照枉为男人？

来都来了你就当回猴吧？！

14

双脚离地了

新娘的高度也跟太阳肩并肩了

去见心上人的路上

我都开导弹走的

15

跟我们一样

照片里新郎的瞳孔

发生了肉眼可见的地震：

我老婆什么时候变成了个

巴啦啦小魔仙？

瞳孔地震的30秒

你是在担心以后的孩子是个什么毛

还是希望这奇葩的拍摄之旅

赶快结束

好了

看完笑完的你

别忘把老公喊起来

再乐一遍

今日份快乐源泉就到这里了

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