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\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a3bbd05499af6760.jpg?size=613x1564)
\n问大家一个问题,今天的你有“星”可追吗?\n最近一个月,内娱的所有艺人都像是背着观众签署了某个隐身条款,大家整齐划一的没活动、没宣传、没曝光……和隔壁热火朝天的《大S:新一代卡戴珊家族》这样的连续剧一比,我们内娱简直进入了停滞期。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t014949b0cc81ce3254.jpg?size=350x271)
\n更令人难过的是,在韩娱能在签售舞台上追星、日娱能在综艺直播里追星、泰娱能在剧播营业中追星的情况下,我们内娱只能在“那年今日”追星。\n#微博推出的那年今日功能≈让大家看看曾经的自己有多快乐#\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01c78a1e26eb3319c9.jpg?size=549x680)
\n结合这两个热搜,更是感受到了一阵落寞。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016299794a787c61aa.jpg?size=365x485)
\n害,谁能想到孙天宇在节目里开玩笑说的“内鱼完了”,现在实现了呢……\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t012a0038f9db825b10.jpg?size=405x121)
\n这种全面的停滞,让南风突然想到那则豆瓣经典的2023年紫微星预言帖。当时帖子就说,在这位巨星出现前娱乐圈会暂停一段时间,现在来看真的在慢慢应验(捏麻,这么一想更期待了是怎么回事???\n对于这位2023年的紫微星,不仅是我等吃瓜群众在好奇,像灵超、谢兴阳、姚弛这样的圈内人都在好奇。哈哈哈哈哈,就说谁能不好奇呢!!!!\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01f24e09a14bf4d8d3.jpg?size=110x56)
\n在等待这位巨星临世的沉默期,内娱逐步迈入了文艺复兴时代,无事可干、无星可追的互联网人就把“考古”发展为了内娱当前的主流文化。\n具体表现为:互联网全体成员乐此不疲地考古挖坟,持续摆烂。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01757d31a13b682409.jpg?size=660x337)
\n托《猎罪图鉴》主演檀健次的福,最先被铲出来的是一部他曾参演的旷世奇作《男神执事团》。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01d98da170095032a0.jpg?size=660x229)
\n在顺藤摸瓜檀健次作品时,大家意外发现这是一部一集十分钟、一集解锁一个男主的玛丽苏大作。\n观众一看演员表好家伙,这不仅是檀健次最想删除的黑历史,还是张若昀、郑业成、黄靖翔、刘志宏、马睿、符龙飞等一众流量的“暗黑过去”。\n对此小檀表示:对不起!出道年头太早了!\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t015956b112b8f5d994.jpg?size=324x141)
\n笑死,一根藤上好几个葫芦娃,这事儿谁能想到呢!!!!没关系,檀健次做你自己!!!\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01be0793afc6b57706.jpg?size=579x261)
\n拐回《男神执事团》这部剧,南风先给大家标记个时间点。这部剧播出时的同期作品是赵丽颖主演的《花千骨》,而在这样大IP的攻击下,《男神执事团》最终获得了全网播放量超两亿的成绩。\n南风慕名去看了几集,怎么说呢,这部剧靠的当然不是多么精良的制作,而是离了个大谱的故事走向。\n《男神执事团》走的是典型的乙女游戏风格,女主被多个性格不同风格不同的野男人包围,上演了一出出矫情又青春疼痛的玛丽苏爱情。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01aac261b1caaac36e.jpg?size=281x60)
\n配音方面,请来了到现在还在勤勤恳恳工作,在一线奋斗的声优。这些老师基本上都是大家耳熟能详的,比如彭尧、张杰、路知行、赵毅、宝木中阳等等(唯一可惜的是还差个赵路老师\n其中有几位老师6年过去了,仍在支起国产乙女游戏的半边天。不信的话,指路国产乙游《光与夜之恋》,品一品他们现在的声线。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t014870f21666a66264.jpg?size=110x55)
\n剧情方面更是实打实的玛丽苏走向。女主角天娜表面上是普通高中生,实际却是神族继承人,某一天她一觉醒来在家里发现了一位肌肉裸男。该男子出现后啥也不说,上来就打了套大逆光+慢放+BGM+英雄救美的组合拳。\n而这位英雄救美后极为淡定,还一脸严肃地说“我就是与你签约契约的执事”的男子,就是当年还58线的郑业成。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01200d76f56d837872.jpg?size=107x44)
\n郑业成告诉女主,除了他这位不知道从哪里冒出来的执事,女主还需要找回另外11位执事,这是她身为神族继承人的使命。\n哦豁,懂了懂了,变相集邮嘛……\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0160a663cd38213991.jpg?size=612x242)
\n于是在任务的驱使下,女主开始了一段段不可思议的神秘旅程,在旅途过程中也结识了各具风情的美男执事。\n比如第一集就光着身子出现,上来就表明忠犬身份的郑业成→\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0111ec10c1d6ff27f8.jpg?size=90x37)
\n再比如一上来就抢女主项链,气质浮夸到郭敬明看了都要打他的张若昀。\n他的人设是风靡全校的天才校草,人物之中二,时常把“哦~我的公主殿下”挂在嘴边,台词更是羞耻到张若昀本人看了直接离开这个美丽的世界。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01fc7d874d3c599716.jpg?size=599x552)
\n再再比如被粉丝喊着“檀健次!要做自己”的檀健次,演了个寻找搭档、一直在追妻火葬场的异次元华生。\n他开口的名台词:我不叫华生,我叫花生酥。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01f2c03fa465b1dd1f.jpg?size=359x148)
\n为了搭配他的名字,剧里还有“全世界的花生酥都被你承包了”这样的霸总发言→\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01967d9bb2ad054083.jpg?size=633x167)
\n救命啊!!!天才画像师的至暗时刻不过如此了!!!!\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01942b072eb523db92.jpg?size=115x60)
\n咱也不知道这部网剧当年是怎么开了天眼,请了好多现在来看很有话题和讨论度的人。\n除了前文提到的如今在娱乐圈混的一节更比一节强的三位流量小生,这部剧还有:关八的会长马睿、参加过《变形记》的李宏毅,TF家族成员刘志宏、知名coser黄靖翔以及靠着《追光吧哥哥》小小翻盘的符龙飞。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01690798ea0f43e9c7.jpg?size=660x557)
\n这几位哥和张若昀他们三比起来,人设和剧情也没好到哪里去。\n举个简单的例子,关八会长马睿演了个好色校长,他的人设必须让他睡够100个女人,而他和女主相认时已经睡了99个了,离超能力消失就差临门一脚。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01f9884f876cd1839a.jpg?size=660x541)
\n看到这个剧情和设定,南风BeLike:\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01d89210e0e5b68116.jpg?size=507x236)
\n还有演完这部剧就退圈的TF家族成员刘志宏,咱也不知道弟弟在演戏过程中受到了什么打击,反正是退圈了→\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0162e320708f70a392.jpg?size=612x95)
\n讲真,就这样的玛丽苏剧情南风一晚上可以编出800个,但这部剧不同,它剑走偏锋的走上了改编IP这条路,把所有大家爱看的经典IP改了个面目全非。\n据不完全统计,《男神执事团》至少致敬了《暮光之城》《饥饿游戏》《哈利波特》《唐顿庄园》《来自星星的你》等作品。\n至于改编结果,大家还记得檀健次的花生酥吗????(捂脸跑掉\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01805e8db7ece4c71f.jpg?size=476x374)
\n能想出这样一个乱改IP+美男堆积的剧情,想必背后推手也不是什么普通人。果不其然,南风查了一下,《男神执事团》的发行公司是乐华娱乐。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0144852350a60133f8.jpg?size=457x147)
\n真的不愧是你啊,杜华。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t013a2b13b2e232fc35.jpg?size=447x275)
\n笑不活了家人们,从对《男神执事团》的深层次挖坟,大家也不难看出内娱已经无聊到了什么程度。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0199360d28b9c8c4e2.jpg?size=583x516)
\n对于很多粉丝来说,在现在的大环境下,自家爱豆主动出现估计是没什么指望了,自己要想看到心心念念的人只能自己努力,于是不少粉丝都开玩笑说:我们要不给TA报名《男生女生向前冲》?\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01927098a78afd7b85.jpg?size=577x248)
\n竞技闯关节目《男生女生向前冲》表示:好呀好呀!!!\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016f8afa895374f06d.jpg?size=579x146)
\n笑死!!!!就本来大家开玩笑是想看到自家爱豆的,结果节目组一出来大家又挖到好多明星参加闯关类节目的珍贵录像。\n凭借《创造101》出道的美女爱豆赖美云,在2022年是人美歌甜小巧玲珑的在役爱豆,到了2016年却在利用身体优势过障碍关。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t014210013c362a0f42.jpg?size=660x538)
\n凭借着把命都赌上的信念感,本意是去节目打歌的赖美云最终喜提y一辆小电动!\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t016b7ef4d580f53079.jpg?size=660x1048)
\n跟赖美云一样,在2022年以B-King示人的木子洋,因为参加节目的录像一朝回到解放前。\n木子洋是氛围感帅哥?漏漏漏划掉,他是平平无奇的落水小天才。\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01bbd9248794447619.jpg?size=116x60)
\n笑死了!!!任何一位艺人在内娱停滞期面前都将被扒的底裤都不剩,大家看着这些物料,不由自主就放声大笑了起来!\n南风大胆估计,根据现有的情况,内娱考古期估计还将持续很长一段时间,接下还有谁会被洛阳铲掀翻,从檀健次手里接过这面大旗,让我们拭目以待!!!\n![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t017dd7fe1c729e6b13.jpg?size=660x284)
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芮阳诚2603房檐下能挂葫芦灯吗?挂几个?有什么讲究吗? -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 房檐下当然可以挂葫芦的,这是一种装饰品,挂起来很好看,如果图吉利的话最好挂上9个.
芮阳诚2603葫芦最多摆几个 -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 葫芦最多摆几个,这个没有具体说法. 人们都知道,葫芦可以化邪祛病,通常都可以挂在病患者的床前或者摆在枕边,家中有小孩或者老人的话,就更加需要摆放.葫芦有着化煞挡灾等功效,用途非常广泛的.屋里如果有人生病就可以挂上几个木制葫芦,可以有神奇的效果的,而生病较重的,也可以放上几个葫芦在床头枕边,可以长期摆放的.
芮阳诚2603卧室窗台放几个葫芦好 懂的来 复制答案不要 谢谢 -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 挂或者放窗台都行,只要葫芦对着煞的一方就行了.
芮阳诚2603屋内挂葫芦哪个位置好 -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 葫芦,谐音“福禄”.另外葫芦与中国古代仙人形象有关,许多中国神仙隐士画像都有酒葫芦相伴.因此被看做转吉风水的吉祥物品. 家里挂葫芦开盖子,提醒我们注意自己的“福禄”来源,提醒我们积德行善孝亲尊师,遵纪守法,才能吉祥无忧,才能增长自己的福禄.
芮阳诚2603我家有15个葫芦挂一起好吗? -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 你家15个葫芦挂一起不好的,不可以随便挂的,我有个实例去看一个老板家风水,看到他有个葫芦放在西南方位,就判断他2012破财.他说是这样,可是这个葫芦是五台山高僧开光的.我说那么是否你安放葫芦之后事业就不顺利了,他说这倒...
芮阳诚2603葫芦在家居风水里有什么作用?该放在什么位置? -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ ◎葫芦是中华民族最原始的吉祥物之一,人们常挂在门口用来避邪、招宝.小至孩童,老至百岁老翁,见之无不喜爱.就连电视剧中也要赋于葫芦以多能和神话的功效.缘由之一也不乏因其有着古老的渊源.风水吉祥物--葫芦在风水中可具如下...
芮阳诚2603一棵葫芦上挂几个葫芦最好?
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 9个,因为葫芦有九个葫芦兄弟.
芮阳诚2603家居风水葫芦的摆放禁忌及如何摆放 -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 葫芦具有福禄的谐音象征,自古以来就被当作招财纳福的吉祥物;据说在家里悬挂葫芦,能够带来好财运、居家平安健康.民间有“厝内一粒瓠,家内才会富”的说法,意思就是家家户户至少必须摆放一个葫芦,才能够招财致富,可见葫芦是居...
芮阳诚2603急!!!客厅的横梁下适合挂什么图案的葫芦,挂几个比较好?? -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 化解横梁煞. 你可以在横梁的两侧各挂一个就可以.天然的是最好.其它材质的也是可以的. 还有的办法就是摆放泰山石.或者两侧挂五帝钱.
芮阳诚2603风水中家宅挂葫芦有什么说道和宜忌 -
晁奔冰19195064814 ______ 葫芦具有福禄的谐音象征,自古以来就被当作招财纳福的吉祥物;据说在家里悬挂葫芦,能够带来好财运、居家平安健康.民间有“厝内一粒瓠,家内才会富”的说法,意思就是家家户户至少必须摆放一个葫芦,才能够招财致富,可见葫芦是居...