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快来看看今天有哪些幽默段子吧
你早说是这样嘛也就没人大惊小怪了不是
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a78638d93e2f4709.jpg?size=640x621)
也不知道以后儿子看到这条朋友圈该作何感想。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0177bb615666defef5.jpg?size=472x732)
不错不错英雄不问出处酒精不问度数。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0199457d4f8a0b4890.jpg?size=640x746)
这样看来的话这趟摆摊也完全不亏啊
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01824a579ad3dc0535.jpg?size=587x747)
这样算来的话武大郎也算是婚恋市场的抢手货了吧。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01110652d9aaad2119.jpg?size=571x782)
哦豁这下算是撞在枪口上了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0193b6729af208cc4e.jpg?size=507x763)
难怪说女儿是爸爸的小棉袄呢处处帮着爸爸讲话。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01a2131d352b95890d.jpg?size=482x760)
原来“不要脸”这个说法是这么来的啊确实是长见识了。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01631625e05c8f2f48.jpg?size=640x746)
哈哈哈哈初看一眼觉得很无厘头仔细想想还真是如此哈
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01f501cd0c3424bb34.jpg?size=640x650)
所以这就是为什么古人说情人眼里出西施。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01f8c7955176b97d4b.jpg?size=640x611)
这怕是只要是个正常人都该有的“优点”吧
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t01872742409b594d18.jpg?size=640x651)
原来姑娘一眼就相中是因为这个才“一眼就相中”了啊
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0148b2c5bfe557e1ad.jpg?size=461x583)
确实是猪八戒走了那么远还吃素最后都没瘦下来。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t013e7f21bfe5541a3f.jpg?size=595x764)
谁都别放过谁这世道
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t018306de2bd8ab8be7.jpg?size=439x799)
好像道理就是这么个道理但是实施起来就很困难究竟是哪里出了问题呢
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0133742f6bd79e8468.jpg?size=630x756)
所以大大方方儿的经济不就活络起来了么。
![](https://p0.ssl.img.360kuai.com/t0134f6570f98205ccf.jpg?size=461x807)
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