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你见过最奇怪的椅子,能有多奇葩?
最近这把价值2万多的「水晶椅」让我再次感到人类的脑洞深不可测,听名字像是童话里的设施,但看到它的长相后,我的屁股开始有点痛了。你确定这玩意坐上去,菊花会没事儿?
虽然都是大石头,但一个个也是棱角分明,而且排列密集,万一哪块凸起的石头给屁股来个见缝插针,那人多半是要「菊」花大开了。
这把椅子来自日本一家名叫Factory-M的公司,其实他家不是专门做椅子的,而是专业鼓捣宝石的。所以为什么这把椅子对屁股这么不友好,似乎也得到了解释。
椅子使用的石材正是一块巨型的紫水晶,这家公司在美国寻找天然石材时偶然发现了它,在带回来的途中觉得石头长相实在特别,再加上滚轮与支架后,简直就是一把「天然」的办公椅,于是这把水晶椅就这样被制作出来了。
椅子的支架表示这辈子压力从来没有这么大过。
毕竟水晶的重量就有88公斤了,再算上椅子的金属部分差不多一共能到99公斤,开着这把椅子参加办公室竞速大赛,估计没人敢和你碰一碰。
但你要是不小心摔到了椅子上,估计也会被碰得头破血流。
尽管它的造型遭到了网友的质疑,但这家公司还是认真地表示,它是可以坐的,实在害怕可以把水晶再打磨一下。而且椅子上的金属框架镶嵌的相当结实,甚至一位相扑选手坐上去都没有关系。
并且已经有数十个买家对这把椅子表示感兴趣,椅子的价格目前是45万日元,相当于人民币两万多块。
这把椅子能不能卖出去还不确定,但已经迎来了网友的疯狂吐槽。不少人表示不敢坐,怕屁股和椅子卡住,拔不出来了。
有人问可以不可以按照人体的穴位来调整水晶凸起的部位,这样坐下去后,它就相当于成了按摩椅了。
还有人怀疑这颗水晶是不是来自游戏世界。
或者是把哥斯拉给抓来拆了,拼成的椅子。
更多人吐槽,花钱买个刑具,也算是一种新奇体验。
不过说到「刑具」,还真有人把椅子往这个方向改装过,例如来自Weekend Builders的这个「钉子椅」,坐一下感觉屁股开始漏气。
你可能会觉得这是什么视觉错位技术,但其实钉子都是真实存在的。
插满钉子的木板看着像是一块披萨饼,或者表演气功的钉床,总之对屁股都不太友好。
座位部分其实是树脂材料,所以接着需要给钉子周围填充起来:
成型后打磨清理,才是和屁股接触的地方:
看起来就像是钉子被包裹在琥珀里:
看着密密麻麻的钉子,屁股表示这把「高端局」。
除了让屁股开花,还有人在尝试坐在椅子上玩飙车。科普团队TKOR在测试灭火器的时候,就改造过一个「喷射椅」:
喷起来那叫一个速度与激情:
就是跑不了多久就熄火了,而且方向不太好控制。
这种玩法还是不要轻易尝试,搞不好就是螺旋上天的节奏。
这一幕,好像在动画片里见过?
不过对比这些椅子,我更喜欢下面这个「棺材椅」的设计,它几乎完美地对应了打工人每天搬砖的感受。
因为椅子的造型就是一个棺材,只不过打了一个弯儿,可以坐在棺材里:
这个设计来自网友@chairboxdesign,并被起名为「最后的办公椅」,据说设计师的灵感来源是认为自己如果坐着死去,或许下葬很不方便,所以干脆弄一个可以坐的棺材。
而网友看到这个丧丧的创意后,立马联想到了自己的生活。毕业前很渴望坐在办公室里靠电脑与网络赚钱,但工作后经常感觉要累死在椅子上。这时候来一把棺材椅子,可以直接加班工作到生命的最后一刻。
平时总吐槽说上班时的心情就像是给自己上坟一样,看来地球人的心态都差不多的。如果大家一起在棺材里开会,就有种在坟头儿开party的感觉,场面太有意思了。
最后我想选一个可以给自己加盖儿的,感觉这款更安静,毕竟最近同事的咳嗽声有点太大了。
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