1.儿子入学有一阵子了，据说用比喻句能增强沟通效果，所以爸爸这样问他：

　　“镇山的虎、高飞的鹰、善战的狼、敏捷的豹、忠诚的狗，你觉得你在班级里属于哪一种？”

　　儿子想都不想，说：“害群的马。”（有清楚的自我认知~）

　　2.小时候，我很淘气，自己做了一个弓箭，用树枝插上大针头，然后射向一只散养的猪。我一箭射中猪的后腚，猪疼得嚎叫着往家里跑。我吓了一跳，拼命追赶，想把那个箭头拔掉，一直追到主人家，猪的叫声把主人们吓坏了。接着，我的尖叫声比猪还大！（都是杀猪~）

　　3.小时候奶奶家养了小鸡、后来小鸡死了，我抱着它哭，在一颗树下把它埋了，后来就每天把它挖出来看看，不知道过了几天在挖它出来的时候长蛆了，吓得把它扔了就跑了再也没有去看过它（有画面感了~）

　　4.老公今晚和我聊孩子以后的教育问题，说：“以后不能让孩子生活的太安逸，否则承受不了一点挫折。”我问：“怎样才能不安逸？”他说：“没有坎坷制造坎坷！”我机智的来了句：“可以让她少年丧父！”（你真狠啊~）

　　5.黑店是吧~

　　6.为什么不上去啃他~

　　7.三十五度的水混合一百度的~

　　8.多试几次

　　9.这是哪个明星来着~

　　10.做成这样也是门技术活~

　　11.猛啊~

　　12.一百块很多了好吗！

　　13.吵吵就好了~

　　14.财神爷现在主管一切~

　　15.到处旅游~

　　16.在那个泳池~

　　17.增肌到180~

　　18.是丁真哪款吗？

　　19.如果户口在北京又当如何~

　　20.大骨头越熬越白~

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