窥窃神器
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李乐然 LILERAN
1987年10月出生于甘肃静宁,2010年7月毕业于西安美术学院国画系获学士学位,2014年7月毕业于中国艺术研究院获硕士学位,2022年7月毕业于中国艺术研究院获博士学位,2022年9月至今,清华大学美术学院在站博士后。
前些日子画了几张小画,成业兄督促发一微信链接,照例需写一篇小文充数,近来实在忙乱,中年危机已如黑云罩顶,让人喘不过气来。
成业兄再三督促,实在无法,哈哈,忽然想起某年看到一条某重点高校教师写的撕骂文字,大抡王八拳,哭腔带扭捏,着实无章法,原本有理之事被撕扯地一塌糊涂。骂人之于中国,一直是一门艺术,且不说国骂,铿锵有力,就是各地骂法,也是争奇斗艳,极尽侮辱之能事。
古今名家花式骂法,痛快淋漓,有刨祖坟法、戳脊梁骨法、指桑骂槐法,或加论加叙,有理有据,或翻墙掀被,剑指床笫,异彩纷呈,争奇斗艳。
现列几段古人花式骂文,奇文共赏。
双手叉腰式骂法: 讨贼檄文(节选) 文·陈琳
司空曹操:祖父中常侍腾,与左悺、徐璜并作妖孽,饕餮放横,伤化虐民;父嵩,乞匄携养,因赃假位,舆金辇璧,输货权门,窃盗鼎司,倾覆重器。操赘阉遗丑,本无懿德,犭票狡锋协,好乱乐祸。
……身处三公之位,而行桀虏之态,污国害民,毒施人鬼!加其细致惨苛,科防互设;罾缴充蹊,坑阱塞路;举手挂网罗,动足触机陷:是以兖、豫有无聊之民,帝都有吁嗟之怨。历观载籍,无道之臣,贪残酷烈,于操为甚!幕府方诘外奸,未及整训;加绪含容,冀可弥缝。而操豺狼野心,潜包祸谋,乃欲摧挠栋梁,孤弱汉室,除灭忠正,专为袅雄。往者伐鼓北征公孙瓒,强寇桀逆,拒围一年。操因其未破,阴交书命,外助王师,内相掩袭。会其行人发露,瓒亦枭夷,故使锋芒挫缩,厥图不果。今乃屯据敷仓,阻河为固,欲以螳螂之斧,御隆车之隧。
指鼻子骂法:
为徐敬业讨武曌檄 文·骆宾王
伪临朝武氏者,性非和顺,地实寒微。昔充太宗下陈,曾以更衣入侍。洎乎晚节,秽乱春宫。潜隐先帝之私,阴图后庭之嬖。入门见嫉,蛾眉不肯让人;掩袖工谗,狐媚偏能惑主。践元后于翚翟,陷吾君于聚麀。加以虺蜴为心,豺狼成性,近狎邪僻,残害忠良,杀姊屠兄,弑君鸩母。人神之所同嫉,天地之所不容。犹复包藏祸心,窥窃神器。君之爱子,幽之于别宫;贼之宗盟,委之以重任。呜呼!霍子孟之不作,朱虚侯之已亡。燕啄皇孙,知汉祚之将尽;龙漦帝后,识夏庭之遽衰。敬业皇唐旧臣,公侯冢子。奉先君之成业,荷本朝之厚恩。宋微子之兴悲,良有以也;袁君山之流涕,岂徒然哉!是用气愤风云,志安社稷。因天下之失望,顺宇内之推心,爰举义旗,誓清妖孽。南连百越,北尽三河,铁骑成群,玉轴相接。海陵红粟,仓储之积靡穷;江浦黄旗,匡复之功何远?班声动而北风起,剑气冲而南斗平。喑呜则山岳崩颓,叱咤则风云变色。以此制敌,何敌不摧;以此攻城,何城不克!公等或居汉位,或协周亲,或膺重寄于话言,或受顾命于宣室。言犹在耳,忠岂忘心?一抔之土未干,六尺之孤安在?倘能转祸为福,送往事居,共立勤王之勋,无废旧君之命,凡诸爵赏,同指山河。若其眷恋穷城,徘徊歧路,坐昧先机之兆,必贻后至之诛。试看今日之域中,竟是谁家之天下!移檄州郡,咸使知闻。
暗戳戳骂法:
北山移文 文·孔稚圭
钟山之英,草堂之灵,驰烟驿路,勒移山庭:夫以耿介拔俗之标,萧洒出尘之想,度白雪以方洁,干青云而直上,吾方知之矣。若其亭亭物表,皎皎霞外,芥千金而不眄,屣万乘其如脱,闻凤吹于洛浦,值薪歌于延濑,固亦有焉。岂期终始参差,苍黄翻覆,泪翟子之悲,恸朱公之哭。乍回迹以心染,或先贞而后黩,何其谬哉!呜呼,尚生不存,仲氏既往,山阿寂寥,千载谁赏!世有周子,隽俗之士,既文既博,亦玄亦史。然而学遁东鲁,习隐南郭,偶吹草堂,滥巾北岳。诱我松桂,欺我云壑。虽假容于江皋,乃缨情于好爵。其始至也,将欲排巢父,拉许由,傲百氏,蔑王侯。风情张日,霜气横秋。或叹幽人长往,或怨王孙不游。谈空空于释部,覈玄玄于道流,务光何足比,涓子不能俦。及其鸣驺入谷,鹤书赴陇,形驰魄散,志变神动。尔乃眉轩席次,袂耸筵上,焚芰制而裂荷衣,抗尘容而走俗状。风云凄其带愤,石泉咽而下怆,望林峦而有失,顾草木而如丧。至其钮金章,绾墨绶,跨属城之雄,冠百里之首。张英风于海甸,驰妙誉于浙右。道帙长摈,法筵久埋。敲扑喧嚣犯其虑,牒诉倥偬装其怀。琴歌既断,酒赋无续,常绸缪于结课,每纷纶于折狱,笼张赵于往图,架卓鲁于前箓,希踪三辅豪,驰声九州牧。使我高霞孤映,明月独举,青松落阴,白云谁侣?磵户摧绝无与归,石径荒凉徒延伫。至于还飙入幕,写雾出楹,蕙帐空兮夜鹤怨,山人去兮晓猨惊。昔闻投簪逸海岸,今见解兰缚尘缨。于是南岳献嘲,北陇腾笑,列壑争讥,攒峰竦诮。慨游子之我欺,悲无人以赴吊。故其林惭无尽,涧愧不歇,秋桂遣风,春萝罢月。骋西山之逸议,驰东皋之素谒。今又促装下邑,浪栧上京,虽情殷于魏阙,或假步于山扃。岂可使芳杜厚颜,薜荔蒙耻,碧岭再辱,丹崖重滓,尘游躅于蕙路,污渌池以洗耳。宜扃岫幌,掩云关,敛轻雾,藏鸣湍。截来辕于谷口,杜妄辔于郊端。于是丛条瞋胆,叠颖怒魄。或飞柯以折轮,乍低枝而扫迹。请回俗士驾,为君谢逋客。
往死里骂式:
三国演义·诸葛亮骂王朗
昔日桓、灵之世,汉统陵替,宦官酿祸,国乱岁凶,四方扰攘。黄巾之后,董卓、傕、汜等接踵而起,迁劫汉帝,残暴生灵。因庙堂之上,朽木为官;殿陛之间,禽兽食禄。狼心狗行之辈,滚滚当道;奴颜婢膝之徒,纷纷秉政。以致社稷丘墟,苍生涂炭。吾素知汝所行:世居东海之滨,初举孝廉入仕,理合匡君辅国,安汉兴刘,何期反助逆贼,同谋篡位!罪恶深重,天地不容!天下之人,愿食汝肉!今幸天地不绝炎汉,昭烈皇帝继统西川。吾今奉嗣君之旨,兴师讨贼。汝既为谄谀之臣,只可潜身缩首,苟图衣食;安敢在行伍之前,妄称天数耶?皓首匹夫!苍髯老贼!汝即日将归于九泉之下,何面目见二十四帝乎?老贼速退,可教反臣与吾共决胜负!
水浒传·梁山好汉式骂法:
武松看着王婆喝到:兀那老猪狗听着!
鲁智深:直娘的秃驴们,不放洒家入寺时,山门外讨把火来,烧了这个鸟寺!
雷衡指着刘唐大骂道:辱门败户的谎贼,怎敢无礼!刘唐道:你那作害百姓的腌臜泼才,怎敢骂我!
孙大圣式骂法:
骂观世音菩萨
大圣闻言,心中作念道:“这菩萨也老大惫懒。当时解逃老孙,教保唐僧西去取经,我说路途艰涩难行,他曾许我到急难处,亲来相救;如今反使精邪掯害。语言不的,该他一世无夫。
悟空骂猪八戒 “那馕糠的夯货,快出来与老孙打么!
猪八戒:你这个弼马温,着实惫懒!与你有甚相干,你把我大门打破?你且去看看律条,打进大门而入,该个杂犯死罪哩!
孙悟空则大笑道:这个呆子!我就打了大门,还有个辩处。像你强占人家女子,又没个三媒六证,又无些茶红酒礼,该问个真犯斩罪哩!
破口大骂式:
红楼梦
焦大骂段:要往祠堂里哭太爷去,那里承望到如今生下这些畜生来!每日偷狗戏鸡,爬灰的爬灰,养小叔子的养小叔子,我什么不知道?咱们胳膊折了往袖子里藏!
王熙凤在骂贾蓉:凭他什么样儿的,我也要见一见!别放你娘的屁了。再不带我看看,给你一顿好嘴巴。
秦腔赶坡
王宝钏骂段:这一锭银子莫与我,拿回去与你娘安家园。量麦子来磨白面,扯绫罗来缝衣衫。任你娘吃来任你娘穿,把你娘吃的害伤寒。有一日你娘亡故了,死后埋在大路边。请和尚来把经念,立个碑子在坟园。上刻你父薛平贵,下刻你娘王宝钏。 过路君子念一遍,军爷!把你的孝名天下传。
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充朋仁19891855304 ______ 逆臣燕贼窃据北疆,逆天暴物.吾君受天命,统御天下,弟友兄躬,以孝立身,广施仁德之心,常怀百姓安乐之计.四方往来修睦,九州民安风顺.自古帝王临御天下,皆乃天授皇命.今燕王以臣弑君,以弟酖兄,实乃崩坏纲常礼仪.夫人君者...
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充朋仁19891855304 ______ 杀姊屠兄:据《旧唐书•外戚传》记载:武则天被册立为皇后之后,陆续杀死侄儿武惟良、武怀远和姊女贺兰氏.兄武元庆、武元爽也被贬谪而死.弑君鸩(zhèn振)母:谋杀君王、毒死母亲.其实史书中并无武后谋杀唐高宗和毒死母亲的记载.弑,臣下杀死君王.鸩,传说中的一种鸟,用其羽毛浸酒能毒死人.窥窃神器:阴谋取得帝位.神器,指皇位.君之爱子,幽之于别宫:指唐高宗死后,中宗李显继位,旋被武后废为庐陵王,改立睿宗李旦为帝,但实际上是被幽禁起来(事见《新唐书•后妃传》)
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充朋仁19891855304 ______ 剑匣胡霜影,弓开汉月轮.金刀动秋色,铁骑想风尘.包藏祸心,窥窃神器.谁分迢迢经两岁,谁能脉脉待三秋.情知唾井终无理,情知覆水也难收.海陵红粟,仓储之积靡穷;()江浦黄旗,匡复之功何远!类君子之有道,入暗室而不欺.山灵响似应,水净望如空.虺蜴为心,豺狼成性.班声动而北风起,剑气冲而南斗平.喑呜则山岳崩颓,叱吒则风云变色.野雾连空暗,山风入曙寒.相怜相念倍相亲,一生一代一双人.