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脸上有几根毛又粗又黑

来源:baiyundou.net   日期:2024-08-30

狂丸研究所,每天涨点新知识

有些手工达人的动脑能力比动手能力更逆天。

比如这位手工鬼才@fitz_reilly,我愿称他为互联网第一深情。由于他害怕女友异地寂寞,于是想到了一个极为离谱的点子,那就是用自己的胸毛给女友做一个枕头

这主意还真是小母牛去南极,牛逼极了。

所以用胸毛做的枕头,到底和异地恋有什么关系?

按这个老哥的说法,这样他的女友每天躺下的时候,就可以假装是躺在他的胸前。毕竟触感都差不多,全是毛,而且都是他原装的毛。制作的过程更是看得我龇牙咧嘴,先是裁剪好枕头:

然后手动用镊子薅自己的胸毛,真就是一根一根地楞往下薅:

每根毛都是又弯又长,然后被平铺到了枕头上。

随着薅下来的毛发越来越多,枕头上逐渐出现了一个心形图案,老哥说这是特意拼出来的,这样才能表达爱意。

最后成品,看起来确实毛茸茸的,躺上去如同躺进了他的怀里,但你用这个枕头睡觉,真的不「扎」脸吗?

网友也是看傻了,吐槽这堪比海绵宝宝用睫毛织毛衣。

而我很好奇,大哥你真有这么多胸毛吗?不会是从别的地方薅下来凑数的吧?

说到这儿,你别说还真别说,他的体毛可能已经被自己薅到所剩无几了,因为他还用身上的毛,给女友做了一个马桶坐垫

起因也是女朋友和他吐槽,说天气冷的时候坐在马桶上有些凉,于是他灵机一动后就机灵地动了一小下,准备用自己的体毛温暖女友的屁股。

制作的过程也是毫无技术可言,直接用镊子狂薅体毛,不过这次可以直观地看出,腿上的毛发足够多,量大管饱:

接着来点胶水,把体毛都粘在马桶圈上。然后用刮毛刀裁剪一下,就跟裁剪草坪似的:

最后成品实在辣眼睛,毛茸茸的马桶,配上马桶上毛茸茸的黑色爱心,这拉屎的时候能沉住心吗?

你有这么高速运转的脑子制作手工,真的是厕所DIY界中的一绝了。请问,现在老哥女友还是他女友吗?

有意思的是,@fitz_reilly想象力可不光是用在自己的体毛上。为了解决女友的各种问题,以及不让自己太过孤单,他搞出过很多好玩的东西。

例如为了加深女友裤子的口袋,他设计了一个「世界最长的裤兜」:

这条裤子倒是没有难为自己的女友穿,而是他自己女装穿上试了试,兜确实挺深的,库存大了不少,就是感觉不好往外掏东西:

但网友说,像是熊屁股后面挂着的大虫子:

能别联想了么?

为了让女朋友晚上上厕所方便,他设计了「蜡烛拖鞋」:

当然,起夜也有可能是为了吃点夜宵零食,总之穿上这双鞋就不会因为黑暗撞到脚趾:

如果感觉蜡烛过于嘎嘣脆,他还设计了进阶版本,「蜡烛路灯拖鞋」,感觉这两个设计都能轻易把房子点了。

为了避免火灾,我建议使用的时候开着灯,或者打开手机电筒照着点陆。

@fitz_reilly的脑洞明显还用在了对抗孤独这件事儿上。例如他给泡沫模特掏空出了一个嘴,你能猜到这是做什么用的么?

猜不到没关系,别想歪了就行,看看下一步,他给模特的嘴里加了一根吸尘器,现在能猜到了么?

还涂抹了口红腮红,这次呢?

公布答案,其实是用来一起吃面条的。

而他最近最炸裂的操作,就是在AI伴侣盛行、全网期待机器人老公老婆的年代,和大树来了一次拥抱。

先给大树制作了双手:

拥抱后拉下开关,大树也会拥抱回来,用树枝搂住他的腰:

这一幕给寂寞老哥看感动了,直呼太艺术了。

但也有人不以为然,吐槽他这是打算和「嫂子」钻木取火。还有老哥调侃,想象一下,你被外星人砍断四肢,然后把腿绑在手臂上,再给你一个大大的拥抱,是什么感觉?

谢谢提醒,已经代入到恐怖片了。

而我觉得最奇怪的一个创意,是这条「世界最贵」的裤子。

倒不是说这条裤子真的有多贵,只不过它是由一堆彩票组成的,换言之,这条裤子有着中头奖的可能性。一不小心,就成了千万富翁。

但倒霉催的是,他买的彩票都是刮刮乐,可以穿着裤子边走边刮。其他的地方倒是还好,万一想刮屁股的部分,怎么感觉这么猥琐呢?

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