英语相声剧本+搞笑两人

段怕肾672小品相声剧本最好是英语的,谁给我一个?
雷志帜19547442340 ______ 乙:各个长的都赛过一头牛,一扭头能吓死西施,再这样下去我会受不了的,我要自杀. 甲:慢,生又何哀,死又何苦,人人都有一把打不开的锁,凡是想开就好了. 乙:是呀,我想开了,我一想开我就给她们写情书.一天我把一封情书偷偷...

段怕肾6722人英语小品剧本2分钟谢谢了,大神帮忙啊 -
雷志帜19547442340 ______ Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… ...

段怕肾672大学12分钟左右5人左右英语搞笑小品剧本 -
雷志帜19547442340 ______ Today's Yang bailao and Huang Shiren ———编剧:方彦龙 Character::杨白劳Y, 喜儿X,王大春(喜儿男朋友)D,王大婶(王大春的母亲)W, 穆仁智(黄的管家)M,黄世仁H Part 1:In 杨白劳'home 旁白:(“喜洋洋”背景音...

段怕肾672要一个超级搞笑的两人相声剧本! -
雷志帜19547442340 ______ 爆笑相声《谁厉害》 甲:听说你喜欢下象棋 乙:没错 甲:你爸爸也喜欢下象棋. 乙:是啊 甲:可不,以前我老和你爸爸下棋. 乙:对 甲:有一回我和你爸爸下棋,你猜我们谁厉害? 乙:我爸爸下象棋好,当然我爸爸厉害 甲:对,我厉害 乙...

段怕肾672五分钟英文演讲稿 相声或者小品大一水平 ,,相声小品都行.本周五急用, -
雷志帜19547442340 ______[答案] Big words of western tour (大话西游) Chapter 1 Site:The wedding Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖 Aside: The ... (紫抽剑,指向至.两人定格,至走出来,独白) 至:At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a ...

段怕肾672两人小品剧本 搞笑英文 -
雷志帜19547442340 ______ 翻译结果 两人小品剧本 搞笑英文 Two people sketch script Funny English

段怕肾6722人或3人的英语小品剧本 -
雷志帜19547442340 ______ <One day morning> BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey! DAISY: No more whiskey. You've drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest. BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don't take it, I'll get it myself! <Go to the cellaret> DAISY: No ...

段怕肾672求一篇搞笑的人两人相声相声剧本 -
雷志帜19547442340 ______ 甲:我们俩给大家表演 乙:对,说一段相声 甲:我们俩啊, 上了台啊是搭档 乙:下了台呢,是同桌 甲:他就是我同桌的你,(唱)谁娶了多愁善感的你, 乙:这位唱上了 甲:(继续唱)谁安慰爱哭的你,谁的把你的长发剃去,谁给你画的胡...

段怕肾672谁能提供一个两人的英语搞笑小短剧的剧本吗? -
雷志帜19547442340 ______[答案] A Soldier's Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to...