1.小侄女懒，支她干啥都不动，我哥说这孩子随谁呀，我妈果断说:“还能随谁，侄女随姑，我怀你妹时，我都觉得怀了一个假孩子，别人的肚子整天忽忽悠悠的，我的肚子就没过动静，，吓得我跟你爸几次去医院做B超，就想知道，你妹还活着不！”我……（懒到了极致~）
2.晚上睡觉睡到半夜突然惊醒，想起作业还没写完，慌慌张张爬起来写作业。正找作业本呢，猛地想起以及已经退学好久了，于是抹了把汗又去睡觉了。第二天早上起来，看到床边的书包之后忽然意识到，昨晚原来是在做梦……（这是有多不喜欢学习~）
3.老妈已经五十多了，经常担心自己的智力退化，得老年痴呆，每次上街买菜，都会心算合计，然后和小贩用计算器算出来的总价差不多，就很是高兴，智力还是优秀的，没问题，一边走，一边美，经常听见商贩在身后喊：大姐，你的菜还没有拿呢！（大头给落下了~）
4.一女同事连着好几天都吃鸭腿饭，我问她为何？她说：“健身教练告诉我吃这个体型好。”今天中午，我看她换口味了，点了凉拌面，又问她为何？她一脸黑线道：“别提了，搞错了。教练是说压腿对体型好。”
5.网络不重拳出击，现实中我敢吗，这一扶就是倾家荡产~
6.那瓶是红茶对吧~
7.私生子是吧~
8.写实派是吧~
9.因为他们有未成年人保护法~
10.要不去新东方进修一下？
11.只要我不尴尬，尴尬的就是别人~
12.别等了，去其他酒吧~
13.绝杀~
14.无限接近死亡才能激发潜能是吧~
15.没见过的科技？
16.永生+幸运~天选之子
17.需要一个暴躁老哥~
18.加大药量~
19.有味道的回复~
20.讲个笑话，资本家会剥削人~剥削这块，资本家都得跟企业家取经~
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钮逄毕3005药的剂量怎么计算?一粒是0.125mg 4g是多少粒? -
殳刻贝17032109452 ______ 8*4=32 粒
钮逄毕3005烟花爆竹仓库药量如何计算? -
殳刻贝17032109452 ______ 计算烟花爆竹仓库药量有两种,1、根据内外部安全距离核定允许的最大村药量,主要是查规范获得数据;2、根据存放的烟花爆竹种类、数量,合计总的存量. 按其含药量多少分为A、B、C三个安全等级.其中含药量小于1500克的烟花爆竹为C级产品,一般作为玩具产品使用.B级产品含药量大于1500克,小于3000克,可供成年人燃放.A级烟花爆竹产品含药量大于3000克,必须由持有《专业燃放操作许可证》的专业人士进行燃放 .
钮逄毕3005科学型计算器如何开方 -
殳刻贝17032109452 ______[答案] 下面就以49开根号为例向大家介绍两种利用windows自带计算器求得结果的计算方法. 科学型 1、点击计算器导航的查看栏,选择科学计算器项,输入49,选择“x^y”键.再输入0.5,最后按“=”,即可得结果为7,原理是49的0.5次方就是开根号了. ...
钮逄毕3005开方计算器 -
殳刻贝17032109452 ______ 电脑内附计算器使用方法 打开开始菜单栏中的＂所有程序＂子目录,开启附件里的计算器,在查看中将面版调至 科学型 按＂3＂━━按＂x^y＂━━按＂5＂━━按＂1/x＂━━按＂=＂━━得解为＂1.2457309396155173259666803366403＂ 方法:设需开a的b次方: 按＂a＂━━按＂x^y＂━━按＂b＂━━按＂1/x＂━━按＂=＂━━得解
钮逄毕3005计算器的分类 -
殳刻贝17032109452 ______ 常见的计算器有三类: ①算术型计算器——可进行加、减、乘、除等简单的四则运算,又称简单计算器. ②科学型计算器——可进行乘方、开方、指数、对数、三角函数、统计等方面的运算,又称函数计算器. ③程序计算器——可以编程序,把较复杂的运算步骤贮存起来,进行多次重复的运算.
钮逄毕3005智能计算器
殳刻贝17032109452 ______ 循环水杀菌剂投加剂量(按保有水量)一般为80~100mg/L,也就是每吨水加80~100g.
钮逄毕3005计算器上哪个符号是用来计算开方和开根号的? -
殳刻贝17032109452 ______[答案] 根号是用来开方的,但是如果是普通计算器,是没有平方键的,只有那种科学计算器才有, 是个 ^ 键,几次方后面就按数字几,比如9^2,就是9的平方,2^3就是2的3次方.