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有些手工达人的动脑能力比动手能力更逆天。
比如这位手工鬼才@fitz_reilly，我愿称他为互联网第一深情。由于他害怕女友异地寂寞，于是想到了一个极为离谱的点子，那就是用自己的胸毛给女友做一个枕头。
这主意还真是小母牛去南极，牛逼极了。
所以用胸毛做的枕头，到底和异地恋有什么关系？
按这个老哥的说法，这样他的女友每天躺下的时候，就可以假装是躺在他的胸前。毕竟触感都差不多，全是毛，而且都是他原装的毛。制作的过程更是看得我龇牙咧嘴，先是裁剪好枕头：
然后手动用镊子薅自己的胸毛，真就是一根一根地楞往下薅：
每根毛都是又弯又长，然后被平铺到了枕头上。
随着薅下来的毛发越来越多，枕头上逐渐出现了一个心形图案，老哥说这是特意拼出来的，这样才能表达爱意。
最后成品，看起来确实毛茸茸的，躺上去如同躺进了他的怀里，但你用这个枕头睡觉，真的不「扎」脸吗？
网友也是看傻了，吐槽这堪比海绵宝宝用睫毛织毛衣。
而我很好奇，大哥你真有这么多胸毛吗？不会是从别的地方薅下来凑数的吧？
说到这儿，你别说还真别说，他的体毛可能已经被自己薅到所剩无几了，因为他还用身上的毛，给女友做了一个马桶坐垫：
起因也是女朋友和他吐槽，说天气冷的时候坐在马桶上有些凉，于是他灵机一动后就机灵地动了一小下，准备用自己的体毛温暖女友的屁股。
制作的过程也是毫无技术可言，直接用镊子狂薅体毛，不过这次可以直观地看出，腿上的毛发足够多，量大管饱：
接着来点胶水，把体毛都粘在马桶圈上。然后用刮毛刀裁剪一下，就跟裁剪草坪似的：
最后成品实在辣眼睛，毛茸茸的马桶，配上马桶上毛茸茸的黑色爱心，这拉屎的时候能沉住心吗？
你有这么高速运转的脑子制作手工，真的是厕所DIY界中的一绝了。请问，现在老哥女友还是他女友吗？
有意思的是，@fitz_reilly想象力可不光是用在自己的体毛上。为了解决女友的各种问题，以及不让自己太过孤单，他搞出过很多好玩的东西。
例如为了加深女友裤子的口袋，他设计了一个「世界最长的裤兜」：
这条裤子倒是没有难为自己的女友穿，而是他自己女装穿上试了试，兜确实挺深的，库存大了不少，就是感觉不好往外掏东西：
但网友说，像是熊屁股后面挂着的大虫子：
能别联想了么？
为了让女朋友晚上上厕所方便，他设计了「蜡烛拖鞋」：
当然，起夜也有可能是为了吃点夜宵零食，总之穿上这双鞋就不会因为黑暗撞到脚趾：
如果感觉蜡烛过于嘎嘣脆，他还设计了进阶版本，「蜡烛路灯拖鞋」，感觉这两个设计都能轻易把房子点了。
为了避免火灾，我建议使用的时候开着灯，或者打开手机电筒照着点陆。
@fitz_reilly的脑洞明显还用在了对抗孤独这件事儿上。例如他给泡沫模特掏空出了一个嘴，你能猜到这是做什么用的么？
猜不到没关系，别想歪了就行，看看下一步，他给模特的嘴里加了一根吸尘器，现在能猜到了么？
还涂抹了口红腮红，这次呢？
公布答案，其实是用来一起吃面条的。
而他最近最炸裂的操作，就是在AI伴侣盛行、全网期待机器人老公老婆的年代，和大树来了一次拥抱。
先给大树制作了双手：
拥抱后拉下开关，大树也会拥抱回来，用树枝搂住他的腰：
这一幕给寂寞老哥看感动了，直呼太艺术了。
但也有人不以为然，吐槽他这是打算和「嫂子」钻木取火。还有老哥调侃，想象一下，你被外星人砍断四肢，然后把腿绑在手臂上，再给你一个大大的拥抱，是什么感觉？
谢谢提醒，已经代入到恐怖片了。
而我觉得最奇怪的一个创意，是这条「世界最贵」的裤子。
倒不是说这条裤子真的有多贵，只不过它是由一堆彩票组成的，换言之，这条裤子有着中头奖的可能性。一不小心，就成了千万富翁。
但倒霉催的是，他买的彩票都是刮刮乐，可以穿着裤子边走边刮。其他的地方倒是还好，万一想刮屁股的部分，怎么感觉这么猥琐呢？
（文中图片与信息素材来源自网络）
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