top3:把自己当人看很难?
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永远会被一些人的迷惑行为无语到,
5G冲浪选手们应该看到过你喜欢什么颜色的麻袋这句话?
其实是一种暗戳戳表达喜欢的意思,
大概就是大家想把网上看到的喜欢的人或者小动物连夜扛回家,
(只是说说而已)
和土味情话差不多?
然而咱也是没想到一个大家开玩笑的梗,
真有人当真?
这位博主给自己准备了各种“麻袋”,
什么颜色都有,绿的、粉的,
还有五彩斑斓的黑,
看完只想说你别太荒谬,
这是把自己当什么?
有的视频里博主还会配文,
你的快递到了,
这是什么新型自我pua手段...
把自己当人犯法?
好好的衣服不穿,
偏要用垃圾袋把自己包起来物化自己。
就是说玩梗还是要适度,
有些梗停留在语言层面就可以,
没必要亲身实践,
属实是卷过头了。
top2:自信可以,但别太自信
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有位大哥发帖说自己不想努力,
求富婆包养。
啊?这得是什么样的自身条件赋予了他如此丰厚的脸皮自信心?
咱来一起替富婆把把关,
来看看他有没有资格说这话。
谜底揭晓,
画面中大哥这个身材就连外行人都能看出来毫无训练痕迹,
硬是看不出一丝一毫肌肉的影子,
仔细看的话大哥肚子貌似还猛吸着一口气。
最离谱的是,
为了凸显自己不算明显的帅气,
大哥还特意带了彭于晏的话题,
请问除了性别哪里和彭于晏有关系?
这里想替富婆发声,
富婆虽然有钱,
但应该也不愿意当大冤种...
这条求包养的动态发出后,
大哥就收到了很多网友的辣评,
说来说去都是在说他不自量力。
话不是很好听,
但确实也都是大实话。
可一向自信的大哥哪能就这样接受大家的批评和指正,
靠着他那90%的反骨和网友们据理力争,
恬不知耻地放出了我是你一辈子的梦这样的梦话狠话。
总结一下,
不是他疯了就是他疯了,
只想说这场噩梦什么时候结束?
虽然一直以来挖酱都是鼓励大家自信放光芒的,
但看了这个大哥只想说光芒有些过于刺眼了...
top1:美就完事了!
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是谁又酸了?
前几天易梦玲一身复古礼服美美亮相GQ红毯,
事后却有博主内涵美少女当天穿的一套礼服是fake,
说的有理有据,
还带动了一些网友跟风质疑。
事后美少女不得已向大家详细解释了裙子的由来,
裙子是她拜托朋友帮忙买的vintage裙
为了更贴合自己的身材,
美少女对礼服做出了一些细微改动,
没想到给了有心人借题发挥的机会。
也是不理解一些人在破防什么,
是没得嘲了开始质疑别人的礼服是假的?
心理不要太扭曲...
还是好好欣赏下大美女当天的风采吧,
为了准备这次活动,
美少女还特意提前求助陈采尼在礼服上给出专业建议,
红毯亮相时这身礼服和她的适配度果然超高,
热辣小甜椒挑战新风格化身复古蓝宝石。
整个人气质在线,
腰臀比超绝,
整个人散发着迷人的光芒。
另一套睡衣装衬得她俏皮又妩媚,
好像一只灵气逼人的小白狐,
还有一张生图,
认真工作的女明星be like,
美少女是真的会营造大美女氛围的,
美商值得大家狠狠参考。
top3:怎么有人比糖果还甜
▼
看完黑榜来看红榜洗洗眼,
分享一位日系甜美风美少女@小渔不喜鱼
脸型超级流畅,
一整个清纯校花即视感
仿佛看到了国民初恋沈佳宜。
再来品一品日系美少女自带的氛围感,
随便一拍就可以当头像的感觉,
每一个五官单拎出来都很好看,
搞怪的时候简直不要太灵动,
可可爱爱没有脑袋~
话说怎么有女孩子长得像一颗水蜜桃,
粉粉嫩嫩,
隔着屏幕都能闻到甜甜的气息。
这张是不是有最近大家说的唯一纯白的茉莉花那味儿了,
世界不能没有甜妹!
当然,甜妹也可以是辣妹!
纯欲风也能稳稳拿捏,
湿发加性感吊带装,
元气又性感。
狠狠沦陷了,
今天也是被兔系甜妹击中的一天~
top2:这就是短发的神?
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被Wendy的短发造型美到,
来一起感受下美少女的魅力~
是哪家矜贵大小姐跑出来了,
美就算了,
还有种清冷的少年感,
这个发型可以直接焊死在头上。
哦对!发型背后还有个小插曲
美少女一开始没打算剪这么短,
理发师没忍住自由发挥了一波,
剪着剪着就这么短了...
好在美少女本人也很满意,
就是说还好天塌下来还有脸撑着,
平心而论这个发型风险还蛮大的。
画风突变?
穿上毛毛外套以后的Wendy整个人软绵绵的。
自己可以和自己组cp了,
小说开头都想好了,
腹黑拽姐遇上搞怪甜妹...
粉丝:欧尼又创新发型了。
短发的神又多了一位~
top1:论搞笑博主认真起来有多美
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大家刷到过搞笑博主郭小胖@郭小胖的视频吗?
她经常发些和老公若驰的搞笑夫妻日常。
这不是重点,
重点是这姑娘最近不走搞笑路线,
偷偷变身了?
整个人都神采奕奕,
肉眼可见皮肤超紧致,
美到都有些认不出来。
美少女说正事的时候,
大家完全听不下去她说什么,
光顾着看这张脸了。
之前妹子有些小小的丰腴,
可爱得像个年画娃娃一样。
感叹下郭小胖底子真的好好,
五官很精致
完全不受肉肉封印。
现在甩掉肉肉之后,
看起来少了那么点喜感?
有种化身颜值博主的感觉。
就连老公若池看到美少女状态越来越好之后都有了那么点危机感,
生怕老婆吸引到其他人的目光被抢走。
恭喜美少女如愿变瘦,
大家有同样需求的快来沾沾喜气。
天选打工人
▼
一些好笑又心酸的打工实录有!
毛毛姐@多余和毛毛姐工作团队全被病毒袭击了,
只剩下他一个人卖货直播。
于是就有了手忙脚乱的这一幕,
毛毛姐一手拿着鼠标找上货链接,
一手拿着正在讲解的货品,
现场变身八爪鱼忙前忙后。
当天还是个火锅局,
然而锅都快烧干了毛毛姐也没工夫吃上几口,
就连火还是在网友的提醒下关的。
公司仅剩的保洁阿姨也被迫上岗和毛毛姐一起带货...
听到保洁阿姨咳嗽,
毛毛姐生怕她丢下自己一个人,
开始给保洁阿姨洗脑,
你就是直播间一姐!
两个人怕不是在提前集敬业福?
该说不说,
毛毛姐这个抵抗力值得大家拥有,
就是想不打工都难...
网友:看别人打工好快乐!
最后,提醒大家注意身体,
该吃药吃药,该休息休息!
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谢盆秦2788理科的物化与物生有什么区别?对以后的就业有什么影响? -
耿终新17754985896 ______ 物化指物理化学,物生指物理生物,从就业前景看前者范围更广点,
谢盆秦2788物化言行是什么意 -
耿终新17754985896 ______ 物化行为结果:甲卖给你一台电脑,这就是物化行为;非物化结果:甲诽谤乙,给你造成精神损失,这就是非物化行为结果.
谢盆秦2788潜移物化是什么意思
耿终新17754985896 ______ 潜移物化:从小听到很多的负面信息,争吵. 你垃圾 1事无成 很多强逼有毒的说话 我果然成为1个垃圾,1个1事无成的垃圾. 其实我心里多么想成为1个伟大重要的人. 在我有点努力的时候 又来垃圾,1事无成 我很快又变成1个垃圾,1个1事无成的垃圾. 其实我心里多么想成为1个伟大重要的人.
谢盆秦2788什么是物化啊,不是物质化 -
耿终新17754985896 ______ 你指的是哪方面啊?自然科学的物化是“物理化学”的简称.要是哲学的话就不了解了...
谢盆秦2788物化风干是什么意思 -
耿终新17754985896 ______ 风干的意思就是不需要人工加热,在自然状态下晾干或晒干.“物化”但从字面是指物理和化学,也可指物质化.希望你提供上下文再做解释
谢盆秦2788想问问物化是什么意?想问问物化是什么意思
耿终新17754985896 ______ 结果是S的是敏感药物,用来治疗效果会比较好,结果是R的药物是耐药,已经不适合使用了
谢盆秦2788整天感觉头昏脑涨,脑袋昏沉沉的,经常头痛,偶尔有晕厥感是怎么回事?
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谢盆秦2788物化怎么能学好?拜托,是物化,不要给我回复什么物理和化学…好白痴的回答,刚刚点错了…
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