大家好我是你们的老朋友
       @笑话是生活的解药
       快来看看今天有哪些幽默段子吧
       小红长大了就变成“大红”等老了就变成“老红”。


       不是啊古时候很多杯子就是木头做的啊小时候我们家还有竹子做的呢。


       这个12345678和2444666668888888差别实在是有点儿太大了。


       哈哈哈你确定这真的有人上当了吗


       你这媳妇儿挺好的怕你半夜知道了睡不着早上才告诉你。


       做梦也没想到故事还能这么编呐


       如果严格来说他们确实是隔了一个世纪的人。


       那些结婚很多年的夫妻已经不这样了是因为爱情没了吗


       都说男人的嘴骗人的鬼看样子这媒婆也半斤八两啊。


       这说明什么说明吃素根本不能减肥。


       你要不说我还真以为是法拉利大战呢


       所以啊有缘千里来相会这都能遇见谁说不是缘分呢。


       大家都是成年人了不知道有些事情必须是看破不说破吗


       老丈人这也是过来人的真是反应吧


       喏又一个儿子长大不想管的


       父母的力道拿捏得妥妥的啊看来平时没少练习啊


       所以千万不要得罪小人和女人。


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