搞笑的中式英语段子

滕龙荆1993有哪些搞笑的中式英语 -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______ people mountain peop1e sea 人山人海 double horse double tiger马马虎虎

滕龙荆1993找一些有趣＂中式英语＂..要多一点! -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______[答案] 1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 (never mind, we are close friends!)2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? (why it's you? why it's always you?)3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you ...

滕龙荆1993英语段子搞笑的唯美的都行,带翻译.... -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______ 1. Mun Betty broke the window(妈妈,贝蒂砸破了窗玻璃) 2. How did she do it?(她怎么砸的?)3. I threw a rock at her and she ducked(我扔石头砸她,她躲开了)

滕龙荆1993求一些搞笑的英文小段子 -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______ I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue ＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother. ＂Yes,dear,＂ she replied. ＂Why do you ask?＂ ＂Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!＂ 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈. “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”

滕龙荆1993谁知道有好玩的中国式英语? -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______ (1)你不鸟我,我也不鸟你—you don't bird me,I don't bird you.(2)有事启奏,无事退朝—hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say! if you have nothing to s...

滕龙荆1993找一则英语笑话 有趣点的 -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______ Three Reasons Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round. Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so! 三条理由 老师:斯通,说出三条理由来证明地球是圆的. 斯通:妈妈是这么说的,爸爸是这么说的,你...

滕龙荆1993求中式英语大全!超急!人山人海怎么说!美式,英式,中式都写,表达中式英语引起的笑话. -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______[答案] 人山人海 直接说 people mountain 或 People sea 不要一起说哦· 比如Chuck第一次来中国,下飞机后,负责接待他的东北某大学英语系陈老师说:您刚到,我们吃点饭吧.我们要点Chinese dumpling(饺子)和Chinese bea...

滕龙荆1993有哪些好玩的英文段子 -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______ one car come , one car go,two car peng peng, one car die

滕龙荆1993英语搞笑小段子 -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______ It's not my fauit ＂Aren't you ashamed of yourself,Victor?You're the worst pupil in your class,＂said the father. ＂What's that got to with me?Is it my fail that the worst one was yesterday transferred to another school?＂was the answer. 采纳吧亲,打英文着实不容易...

滕龙荆1993笑话大全的英语句子 -
宁刻茅17240256626 ______ Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.老师:如果我左手上有7个桔子,右手上有8个桔子.那么我有什么?学生:大手.