最经典搞笑的中式英语

政盛宙4376有趣用中式英语怎么说 -
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ 有趣 [词典] interesting; amusing; fascinating; as good as a play; divertingness; [例句]嘻,你这人真有趣. You amuse me.

政盛宙4376谁能列一些经典的中国式英语,如:good good stady,day day up. -
都肢鸣15391092869 ______[答案] 1.We two who and who?2.Know is know noknow is noknow.3.People mountain and people sea.4.Give you some colours to see see!5.You ask me,me ask who?6.Horse house tiger tiger.7.We are brother,who and who!...

政盛宙4376能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ 先给几个: Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And ...

政盛宙4376经典中文式英文有哪些? -
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ 文:景区花木期盼您的呵护 英文:Trees and flowers await your love 翻译:树和花等待着你的爱 中文:近期发现有以各种借口电话邀约打牌、诈骗住店宾客钱财,望宾客提高警惕. 英文:Please don't accept strangler's invitation, so as not to ...

政盛宙4376经典搞笑中英文对照英语话剧剧本 -
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ 话剧《疯狂的疯狂》

政盛宙4376要最简单的中英文笑话,急急!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ 英语老师正在批作文,突然发怒:＂***,竟然写这样的作文!＂一旁的老师问:＂写什么的?＂＂公主与王子的故事.＂＂挺好,怎么了?＂＂他竟然写,写...你自己看把!＂＂The prince ask to the queen:'can you speak Chinese?''Yes.'the queen said...＂然后下面全是中文.够短把?

政盛宙4376求简单,搞笑英语小笑话 -
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ A pair of young men and women to date in the park, the girl want to fart, she thought a way: female: you heard the cuckoo call?Boy: haven't you heard.Female: I give you, cloth (fart) - Valley (the voice of the mouth).Learn a few times, should put already ...

政盛宙4376需经典的幽默小笑话(带英语翻译),谢谢.
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ Who Do You Think You Are The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. ＂It is too crowded,＂they shouted.＂Who do you think you are?＂ ＂I'm the driver.＂he said. 你以为你是谁 公共汽车上很挤,当有一个人还是试图上车时,乘客们不让他上. “车上太挤了,”他们喊道,“你以为你是谁?” “我是司机!”他说. 很简单吧!

政盛宙4376求几个经典的很好笑的英文笑话
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the ...

政盛宙4376请提供一个经典的英语幽默笑话 -
都肢鸣15391092869 ______ Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he ...