中式英语100个爆笑

马才纪5765个英语小笑话!要中文!越短越好! -
徒彼翠13440594265 ______ 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳...

马才纪576有哪些搞笑的中式英文?
徒彼翠13440594265 ______ You ask me,me ask who? 你问我,我问谁

马才纪576英语幽默笑话大全 -
徒彼翠13440594265 ______ 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂ 杰克...

马才纪576找一些有趣＂中式英语＂..要多一点! -
徒彼翠13440594265 ______[答案] 1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 (never mind, we are close friends!)2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? (why it's you? why it's always you?)3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you ...

马才纪576中国式英文 -
徒彼翠13440594265 ______ 世界上最强的中国式英文 1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ...

马才纪576一些骂人的英语,要通俗一点,中国式英语样式 -
徒彼翠13440594265 ______ you are a big sb i wanna fuck your dick

马才纪576100词的英语笑话(带翻译哦) -
徒彼翠13440594265 ______ Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's. ＂What's the matter with you＂,asked the doctor. ＂I have been broken all!＂,said the fool . ＂Broken all,what's it mean?＂,the doctor was surprised. Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:＂...

马才纪576跪求一篇英语笑话(附上中文),100个字左右 -
徒彼翠13440594265 ______ 1.Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But ...

马才纪576英语笑话100字以上 -
徒彼翠13440594265 ______ In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her ...